Event Log: June, What Lies Beneath

[faileas]

Event Log: June, What Lies Beneath

Down, Down, Down The group leaves on the morning of the 16th, a band consisting of Mirrorbound, Theodore and Sowilo from the Coven, and one of the two returned Wilders to lead the way. The latter three will only be present for the first leg of the journey: from the North Gate to the Northern Outpost by teleporter, then a few hours' hike to the site. A tunnel yawns open, fallen rocks built up around it in mounds. Everyone is offered enchanted lanterns to light the way, and their guide takes them perhaps a mile down before he and the pair from the Coven must part ways with the Mirrorbound. The poorly-lit tunnel leads steadily downward. The way is marked by their gracious hosts to be, with arrows drawn in softly-glowing algae painting the walls so there is no mistaking which way to go; a good thing, because the deeper the party goes, the more tunnels branch off of the largest one, twisting and turning into the dark. It takes some hours to reach a familiar cavern lit with algae and glowing crystals, a herd of the velvet wormipedes idly milling about the small lake and stream that led into town in the dream. Much nicer long boats are set up and waiting to take them deeper, along with respectfully quiet Monster guards to steer them. They take a slightly different route from the dream, but before long, they reach the curtain of grayish green moss that dangles down into the water, stretched across the wide tunnel exit like a membrane. It parts on its own as the boats pass, though beware if you are infected by the Cwyld - it will not allow passage, only reach out long, tough tendrils to try and envelop you, the touch of it burning acid-bright where it is harmless for those uninfected. Past the curtain of strange moss, the cavern city opens up before them, vast and spacious, dimly lit with more algae, crystals, and softly glowing orbs of magic. It's like being plunged into an eternal twilight, somehow soft, cast in gentle colors. The boats bypass the markets this time, drifting farther down a branching stream into the city proper, to dock next to stone platforms. The winding streets and flowing canals branch out all around them with no rhyme or reason, the city sprung up around the natural layout of the caverns rather than the other way around. Buildings are carved out of tall stone spires, the windows and doors covered in fluttering silk, many of which are pulled away so that fascinated locals can peer out at the scene unfolding. The Matriarch herself comes to greet the group, ringed at the back by spear-carrying guards, all Monsters. A tall, long-limbed Arachne woman bearing battle scars and stark white hair, she looks perhaps in her 30s, and speaks with a booming, commanding voice, amplified by a charm. As she speaks, ten Wilders are released from silk rope bonds and nudged to join the Mirrorbound; they're a little roughed up, perhaps, and shaken, but none are seriously injured. A few Monsters also make the rounds, placing copper tokens in the hands of ten individuals. "Welcome, travelers! This meeting was foretold and so it has come to pass. During your stay you will be treated as our honored guests. You may come and go as you please, but we ask that you use the same tunnel you entered through; we have not yet re-secured the other entrances from Cwyld nor the tribes. I would hate for danger to befall you while you are under my care." Her smile is wide, her eight eyes bright, and her teeth are very sharp. "We have prepared temporary residences for your use. I hope you will stay for the celebrations. I look forward to meeting with some of you very soon." Notably, she does not mention the surface where from the Mirrorbound came, and those around her do not ask.

I. The City The Mirrorbound receive mixed reactions from the Underground. Some are fascinated by these visitors personally invited by the Matriarch and allowed past the markets; others are wary and suspicious, believing them to be wolves in sheep's clothing. In the city proper, most passing Monsters are armed, but this doesn't seem to be anything new. Still, step cautiously - plenty do not take well to even unknowing offense and will pick a fight, or may see these guests as easy, weak targets to pickpocket or mug in the dark corners of the twisting streets. The guards only step in if things take a turn for the worse or if the fight is very obviously imbalanced - they step in more for Witches being attacked than Monsters, because they feel Witches require protection more. Still, not all are so unscrupulous: more citizens are delighted to talk, even if they still seem skeptical about a whole world up above. Mirrorbound, as guests of the Matriarch, are given nearly free run of the city, allowed to explore such locations as the marketplace, the library, the shops, the schools (the Arena for Monsters and the Academy for Witches), and the tunnels and caverns outside the protective moss barriers. The only places they (and most locals) are expressly barred from are the Matriarch's audience hall, the upper level of the library, and the guards' barracks. a. The Marketplace The marketplace is much larger than previously thought - it rings the entire city, and stalls spill onto the streets of the inner city as well in a lazy sprawl. There are some shops with actual buildings, but they're fewer and more expensive: alchemy and apothecary shops, a couple of restaurants, a weapons shop or two, nice clothing shops. Most, though, are independent merchants who set up and take down their stalls every day and night. Any number of Underground-sourced foods, clothing, weapons, trinkets, and more can be found at the stalls; they barter, or exchange chips of precious metals and gems, but they'll take cune coins with fascination. The marketplaces are the liveliest areas of the city with Monsters and Witches alike, from all walks of life, mingling and sharing gossip and idle talk. Those who lost items to the burrowing hyenas at the Northern Outpost some months ago should keep an eye out: the hyenas are fairly common down here, serving the roles of pets or working dogs for Underground citizens, and a few merchants deal in more interesting goods. The missing items can be found scattered across some stalls, and the merchants will gleefully tell perusers that these things come from the surface, aren't they fascinating? Don't you want to buy? Luckily, it shouldn't be too hard to get your things back. They'll take all manner of interesting trinkets in trade. b. Library The library is bound to be a popular stop. Monsters get some strange looks if they enter the spire just off the courtyard from the Academy, but they aren't barred from entry; most just feel that reading is for Witches. The building is only two levels - one closed off at the top, guards keeping everyone out, and the rest is just one very tall floor ringed with a spiral of platforms and stairs to access the honeycomb-shaped shelves built into the walls. All their books are written on scrolls of silk, and the librarians bark at patrons to be delicate with them, some are very old. If one has endless time, the scrolls can offer a look at life Underground: historical accounts of past Matriarchs, brave warriors and battles against nomadic tribes or hideous beasts, their history as they know it, scrolls on offensive and defensive magic for Witches, fighting techniques for Monsters, information on their unique flora and creatures that can be found outside the city, and even plenty of fiction - sword and sorcery novels all set in the tunnels and the city. It's just a bit difficult to find what, specifically, you're looking for, because if there's any kind of organization, it only makes sense to the deep-dwelling denizens. Maybe make it a team effort! You'll also need some simple translation spells, because their system of writing is quite different to the common system in Aefenglom; even then, it may not be accurate on older scrolls. c. The Guest Villa Those who choose to spend several days in the Underground are given modest accommodations in a tall stone building. These guest chambers boast gentle lighting, wide beds, backless sofas, potted decorative fungi, and stone furniture. It's... cozy, with humble individual rooms and larger common rooms for gathering. The algae grows in delicate patterns across the walls, pulsing in soft colors. They've gone out of their way to provide what comfort they can, but there aren't enough rooms for everyone to have their own - everyone will need to share with one or two others, so choose someone you can get along with.

II. The Tunnels Mirrorbound are not restricted only to the city. There are many entrances to the cavern where it resides, the openings all covered with sheets of that same gray-green moss; some wider tunnels obviously see more use than other, narrower ones, and the footpath of many Underground denizens is easy enough to trace, the stone worn smooth. The path to the velvet wormipede cavern is one of them; they're raised as livestock, all at once food, transportation, and producers of silk and hide for clothing. This is much the same as the dream. Another well-worn tunnel leads upward to an agricultural center, though, and still more lead out into the wild. They're warned, but not hindered, before they leave for anywhere other than the farms or the livestock cavern; dangers abound in the Underground. Those who do much wandering may notice something going on as well; the guards stationed at each tunnel mouth can often be found talking to each other in low voices about an unknown red algae that seems to be growing on the protective moss. It can be found primarily around the lesser-used tunnels so far, starkly bright against the dull green, and this seems to be a point of concern... a. A Botanist's Dream It's a short walk down a wide, inviting tunnel to reach the place where the city grows fungi and underground plants for food and medicine. Large rats and hyenas both are present to keep opportunist creatures and insects from demolishing the carefully-cultivated beds of rock and soil, and small blind fish swim about in the large pool of shallow water, in which grows something like seaweed. One of their primary sources of food, besides bug and rat, are mushrooms of many sorts - all the types that grow in the farms are edible, though some may be an... acquired taste. The Fauns and Witches who tend the beds are happy to offer samples of anything that can be eaten raw; they're most enthusiastic about a type of spherical mushroom whose cap opens up to reveal what tastes and feels like savory cotton candy, and a type of flat fungi that tastes sweet and fizzy and offers a heightened good mood for an hour after. b. The Wild Underground The lesser used tunnels are a different story. A mile out from the city, Cwyld runs in thick black veins through the stone walls, infecting the sparse plants and many creatures that live out there. Careful not to touch. Infected and uninfected creatures both are highly dangerous to explorers, including stone-burrowing moles with wicked teeth and claws that can cut through metal like butter, vicious white wasps that carry lethal venom, and berserker vampire bats that survive on the blood of other animals and people alike. Some infected fungi give off blindingly-bright flashes when disturbed, while others will cause rashes and blisters on contact. Explorers are warned not to touch anything if they can help it. As well, the nomad tribes roam the less-civilized tunnels and caverns. These are small bands of usually Monsters of different types in mixed groups, though some can be found dragging humans along with them. Nearly all of them are some degree of feral, and plenty bear Cwyld infections in different stages of seriousness. They don't stop to ask questions before they'll attack anyone, including each other, in hopes of robbing them blind and leaving them for dead. As vicious and quick as they are, perhaps it's no wonder they value strength in the city?

III. Graduation Day (21st - 23rd) The Underground does not have 'Litha' as Aefenglomites know it, but come the 21st, they do have a major celebration. They simply call it the New Year, or Graduation Day, depending on what festivities are asked about, because the three days serve as both. At this time of year, with more magic in the air, the algae and crystals glow much brighter, cycling naturally through different colors that cast beautiful rainbows across the imposing stone structures. This display is how they mark the start of a new year, and it coincides with the graduation of young Monsters from the Arena and Witches from the Academy. The New Year is a time to celebrate Bonding, partying, and showing off one's skills in the hopes of attracting a new Bondmate or romantic partner. Tensions can also rise high as rivalries are settled, and small brawls in the streets are common; the guards don't interfere, again, unless things get too dangerous. They're content to let citizens work out their own issues, but unfortunately, this means Mirrorbound may get dragged in on occasion! Small fights are also a tried and true tradition to show off one's abilities around this time of year. It serves multiple purposes: attracting a Bondmate, establishing a place in the unspoken hierarchy of the city, and working out problems with others. Monsters are more likely to start brawls than Witches, though it isn't wholly uncommon to bear witness to two rival Witches throwing spells at each other in an alleyway over their grievances. They're more likely to be stopped, as magic can be quite destructive. a. A Matching Pair The un-Bonded should take precautions during the New Year celebrations. These fascinating newcomers are bound to draw the eye of curious locals, and they may put on a violent or flashy show trying to draw your attention in return! The most common way to show that you're already taken during the celebrations is with face-painting: several stands set up around the marketplace with cosmetics and brushes, and two (or three, or more) people painting matching designs on their faces and bodies signify them as a set - either Bonded or intending to Bond. That doesn't mean there won't still be competition for your heart, but it will lessen significantly, especially if you're a Monster-Witch pair already. b. Exhibitions Primarily intended for the graduating classes of Monsters and Witches, the exhibitions are an official stage set for their coming-of-age; this year, however, the Matriarch has decreed that Mirrorbound may participate as well, in the interests of getting to know one another! They're interested to see what these strange travelers can do, especially against some of their own. Mirrorbound are encouraged by excitable locals if they seem reticent, but of course, no one is forced. (Just don't be surprised if you're called a coward for refusing!) At the Arena, a massive sunken ring with stone benches for spectators ringing the whole of it, young Monsters learn combat skills, with and without weapons, and how to harness their unique physiologies in the dangerous world of the Underground. Their yearly exhibition fights take place all through the three days of the New Year, and young Monsters battle each other til first blood to the cheers and jeers of citizens (and more importantly, Witches) come to watch. The longer the battle, the more impressive it is - and Monster Mirrorbound will have no shortage of eager opponents wanting to test their skills against the unknown. Generally, the fights result in bruises, small cuts, and little else, but rivals for the same Witch might take it farther on purpose before they're wrenched away from each other by the teachers. Meanwhile, at the Academy, the tallest stone spire building in the city, young Witches learn magic from a young age. It isn't exactly the same as magic taught at the Coven, but many concepts are similar - barriers, evocation, enchantments meant for weapons or shields, healing, most of the magic they're taught at this younger age is for combat, protection or practical purposes. They only learn more frivolous magics after graduation. Much like their Monster counterparts, they give solo or duet shows of their flashier and more impressive magical skills in the courtyard, with many citizens coming to watch and take stock of the new generation. Mirrorbound Witches may find themselves being cajoled into putting on a show of their own by curious locals wanting to know what kinds of magic are taught elsewhere.

IV. Aefenglom - Litha (21st - 23rd) Meanwhile, for those who have chosen to stay above-ground or those who have left early, Litha comes once more to Aefenglom, bringing with it beautiful pink and purple skies, a far departure from last year's red tint. It has the city in a much cheerier mood for the celebrations. While they know that several Mirrorbound left for a while, they don't seem too aware of the actual mission, and have very little to say on the matter - they'd rather have a nice Litha, after last year's bad omens! Many of the activities from last year return, better than before, including the brothels opening up their doors (showing off all the wonderful new styles in lingerie!), collecting flowers to put under one's pillow in order to dream of future partners, and wandering the hedge mazes that have been magically constructed in certain parts of the city. Seeing off ships happens regularly as well, citizens setting floating candles into the harbor and river to wish them luck. a. Love Boats A new attraction for Litha is being rolled out this year right on the River Temese! Near the gate, an enterprising Faun has set up a few small boats, each just big enough for two and shielded with fine gauzy curtains for privacy. Couples are invited to buy a ride down the river together, assured it will certainly set the mood. Those who have no partners are offered (or cajoled) to be randomly paired with someone, because perhaps it's fate! The boats drift lazily down the river and stop on their own next to a small dock right before they reach the Harbor. Unless you're willing to swim, hopefully you like your boat partner, because you're stuck with them the whole ride. b. Predictive Pools One bathhouse in the Entertainment District has laid an enchantment on one of their semi-public baths for Litha. When two people stand in the water together, bare, it will begin to glow and take on one of a handful of colors that they say will predict the pair's compatibility level! Sexually, romantically? Well, why not both? The only thing is, they've lost the instructions, and cannot seem to remember what color means "most compatible" and what color means "not compatible at all"... As a reminder, all sexual content should be clearly marked in comment headers, or else moved to a comm-locked log or personal inbox! Be good to each other.

Welcome to June's Event Log, What Lies Beneath! The Underground will be open until mid-July at minimum, and possibly longer. Characters can come and go if they're willing to make the trip multiple times. As always, please direct your questions here! The NPC threads will take place here. Aaand, the Action Tracker is right here! Make sure to let us know what your characters have been up to, good and bad, by July 7th, as this will help determine how Mirrorbound-Underground relations might proceed in the future!

Comments

[sneaksweet]

[Sometimes Juza's perception of himself and the actual reality are two very separate things.

The bugs don't seem appetizing at all to him.]

Maybe some kinda meat? Or dessert. [Both are good to him. One for his gigantic sweet tooth and the other because it's simply delicious.]

[silentsavant]

[A tiny smile forms on Soren's lips to hear him want meat. It's happy, of course, but a note of melancholy lingers behind it. He adjusts his bag at his side and turns to start walking in the direction of the restaurants, as well as food-oriented stalls.]

If we go for meat, then I hope you're feeling adventurous. Most of what they serve down here slithers and crawls. If you're not, then dessert might just be better.

[sneaksweet]

[He shoves his hands into his pockets as he follows Soren to the food stalls.]

Slitherin' can't be too bad. [Snakes are... probably okay?] Maybe not the bugs.

[bergamotrose]

[Lorenz chuckled as well, amused by this denial for reasons of his own.]

You say that, but my Professor while I attended the Academy is a mercenary by lifestyle and trade. He grew up much like you-- always in battle or preparation for one. Although his skills with people need work at times, I've found few others to be as capable a teacher.

[silentsavant]

If snakes or rats end up unappetizing, they also have fish.

[Aromatic smoke from cooking drifts from different points around the marketplace, especially easy to pick up for monsters with sharp noses.]

But they probably know how to make good use of the herbs and minerals available to them for flavor. Hmm... There was a stall that sold nothing but grilled meat skewers with different types of creatures. I'm sure we'll find something to like. Or at least tolerate.

[Soren doesn't know the meaning of having fun, but in addition to filling his belly, it might also be interesting to sample the local game and livestock... He mainly hopes Juza is into that idea, because if he isn't, it's a no.]

We could even be so bold as to try everything there at least once.

[plasticasshole]

[Connor just raises his eyebrows at that plan. Because as absurd as it is, he's also the kind of guy who would put his own life on the line for the sake of many.]

I came here because a boat ride seemed nice.

[It's simple enough.]

It's true that I could simply swim, but it isn't as easy to enjoy someone else's company under the water. Not unless they're a Merrow, too.

[sneaksweet]

[Bears, as omnivores, are more than willing to eat most things. It's just that Juza, as a person, would rather not eat an insect if he can help it. Anything else is fine by him.

After all, some of his full moon urges were to root around in the trash for anything that might still be edible.]

Grilled meat skewers sound good. [His stomach rumbles in agreement.] Wonder what kinda stuff they've got around.

[oathkeeper]

[That sure does make Sora chuckle warmly and he nods quickly.]

How can I say no to a deal like that?

[The bond most definitely makes things a lot stronger. He kind of craves the closeness now because of their flickering emotions on their shared bond. So, it's back towards home they go.]

Let's go!

[oathkeeper]

Oh- Uhh....!!

[That's a pretty good point because there are tons of witches out there that can make magic in their palms. Real magic too. So, he clamps his hands together again with his tongue sticking out of his lips as he thinks...]

Okay, how about? This!

[And Sora pops his hands open again but this time the flame is about three times as big. The difference now is that it seems to have a face on it. And it's pretending to cackle comically. ... It's not very convincing of anything real. But it's funny?? Except Sora doesn't' realize the magic is flickering a little dangerously in his hands.]

[oathkeeper]

[There's no harm done assuming that Sora is bonded to a witch because he is indeed bonded to witch! So he seems to brighten up, his long-standing rabbit ears doing a few little twitches.]

Do you really think that would work? Huh! Yeah, there's gotta be some sort of enchantment they can figure out to make my illusions last longer!

[Or even just outright enchant his eyes? He hopes it's long term.]

I'll have to ask him! Thanks for the idea!

[princessascended]

Right!

[And off they go, hand-in-hand, to go back up to the surface and make an adorable snugglepile on the couch.

All-in-all, she's pretty satisfied with how this whole thing turned out.]

[piromare]

Hm. You think?

( he'll have to think of a few ways himself to fluster van. it's probably just as... interesting, if not more so than how sora might react. )

We'll see.

( with a laugh, lio stands up and turns while raising a hand, waving it. )

See you later, Vanitas.

[silentsavant]

[His hindbrain makes him dodge — but instead of away, he crashes right into her reach. After a bit of disoriented flopping and scrambling, he stills for her. His lightly swooning head and lack of coordination indicate his dizziness most, for in this form there are no pupils to examine.]

I'll be fine...

[The wall just hit his weak spot, that's all. He's not bleeding anywhere though!]

[stopfen]

There is, I don't understand it. [Enjoy your stony flat look Momo. Because that was the issue. She needed to know enough about the topic to even try and understand it.]

Maybe...Though I'm not sure how much they'd be willing to say to outsiders. They seem okay with us at the moment. They might not be if we ask too much.

[Asking the wrong thing just painted a target on your back.]

[inlikethebrume]

Heh, I try my best.

[Honestly, how much stuff do you wanna buy for that boy?]

There's more to explore, that's for sure. I wouldn't mind taking in more of the sights.

[inlikethebrume]

Should be the one being judged.

[Dumb idiot.]

Ah, well...just keeping quiet mostly. Working at the potion shop like usual.

[Trying to figure out how much to work on life wise because Abyss help her, she's learned that everything from home is becoming a mess and she's been having thoughts about people thanks to her experiences here. Just making sure she doesn't drown in sadness and anger.]

[timenace]

[ It's for better, and it's a shame that Sougo might be a little past where he needs to be at in order to accept this help. Sougo's stubborn in his own way, but he's not usually one to turn down help when offered.

But things aren't usual for Sougo now, and his thoughts aren't entirely rational. There are leaps being made in his mind that make almost no sense at all, about the implications of throwing in the towel and giving up early (not actually a problem at all, considering it's not like there's an enemy to fight down here, and there aren't tons of Mirrorbounds with more tactful diplomatic skills than he possesses, especially right now).

His smile is tight as he steps away from Momo now. ]

When things wrap up here, then I'll head back up to the surface, and look into things. Until then, I'm sure I'll be fine.

[ It sounds like he's ready to keep repeating that endlessly right now, even if it doesn't seem like it's true. ]

[stopfen]

I'll be the judge of that.

[She does not believe.

Thank you for staying still, tiny dragon...friend? She wasn't sure. Comrades might fit better seeing as he'd saved her before. But either way, she shall carefully try and scoop him up again.

Her other hand slowly going around. Gonna try and just make sure his wings were lightly pinned to his sides. Keeping those claws away from her. He could still bite if he wanted to. Her right hand was still flesh.

If he didn't stop her, he was being picked up. Like a hamburger.]

[silentsavant]

[Congratulations. You have successfully curbside picked up a fresh handerger. However, he would be more than pleased if you did not turn him into an edible commodity, thank you. Just a compact ball of scales in stuffed animal mode.

Soren mutually sees her as more of a comrade than a friend, no warmth emanating from his side of the relationship. But right now, he has accepted her care and remains docile, assured by her serious treatment of his condition. The only thing nibbling at his brain right now is the possibility of her taking him somewhere strange that her fae-induced whims decide. She's not a true fae, and she isn't even fully transformed yet, so he's fairly sure he doesn't have to worry about appearing in faeryland or anything extradimensional like that. At least he's not in the streets where he could be stepped on or kicked... but realistically, he could just revert back to his humanoid form.

Not while he's being held, though. That would be awkward.]

Just don't do anything strange with me and I will cooperate.

[usurpers]

[ — lovers in that way makes eren mentally hiccup. outwardly, he only watches, nods after a moment of silence and . . .

while his expression is perfectly masked to neutrality, his scales don’t and neither does the complete halt in peacocking behavior: they betray his mood by going through bright sunset waves of colors to a dull, unattractive charcoal with no shine at all. it’s not that he’s upset with them, not at all. it was actually quite beautiful they could say that to each other.

it just made eren realize that if he felt anywhere close to that, it was with two people. and two he can’t bring himself to draw and open so close to. it reminds him that . . . ]

Don’t be sorry for what you’re feeling. [ that, and his whole conundrum really, was only his fault. ducking his head, first to ursula, then to kaede— ] I’ll be going.

[ no hard feelings! his self-caused loneliness just killed his boner, but you ladies should rock on. ]

[yesdoubt]

Depends on how you phrase it. I'm interested in their primary resources down here and how well-defended they are against Cwyld and other stuff, but I'm sure not going to go up and word it like that because then it just sounds like I'm going for tactical info.

[Phrasing it as trade interest and exchange of knowledge with the surface, however, might bear some fruit. He'd have to offer information in return, but that's just the nature of the beast when it comes to this sort of thing.]

Anyway, you don't find out until you try, one way or another. [He shrugs. Asking once is enough to find out if something's sensitive, pushing the issue is where the problems start.]

[yesdoubt]

[Even so, Momo doesn't want to let him off, and he looks like he might intend to follow if Sougo tries to ditch on him. He might have to do a bit more than back off to get Momo off his back.] Are you really going to risk that? Even if you're not worried for yourself, this is a small underground city. You don't know what you could do in a worst case scenario.

[He'd been talking to Lady Maria earlier about the kind of damage a well-placed explosion could do down here and how that probably had something to do with how protective they were about their Witches here, but he was absolutely not expecting it to be this immediately relevant.] Let me help you.

[There's a certain finality to his tone, like he's not going to be asking anymore if Sougo turns him down. He definitely wants to save Sougo any suffering that comes from reaching his limit, but this has also crossed the line to potentially endangering others and he is having none of that.]

[getting_better]

Oh, I'm sure they were.

[ And probably still being judged. ]

And how is the potion shop? I've yet to visit it but I do plan on going in the future when I have my...affairs in order.

[ He says with a smile and flair of his hand at the word. ]

[stopfen]

[The guy had told them not to worry and promised...]

Oh... [It gets a slow nod.] I guess that's true...I'm not very good at swimming. We all learnt, but it was only so we didn't drown.

trash diving omg... i'm laughing

[silentsavant]

[In a few minutes they reach their destination, a market stall abounding with skewered meat ready to be cooked and in the process of it, steaming atop hot enchanted stones. Banners stitched with bold writing drape over the skirt of the table to list their selection, but unfortunately, it's written in the Underground's common language and perfectly illegible to surface-dwellers like them. Barbecued rodents; whole crustaceans; crispy bugs; dark cubes that resemble tofu... some unidentifiable mystery meat... a whole spectrum of options. A vendor waves at them and gets back to attending his job. Soren surveys the meat and then looks up to Juza.]

Well... Does anything call out to you?