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HASTUR, THE FEASTER. ([personal profile] cult) wrote in [community profile] middaeg2019-06-03 03:42 pm

cune digging is my god given right

Who: wei wuxian and you!
When: through june.
Where: in the city.
What: quests & june catch-all.
Warnings: stupidity, body horror if you so choose.



a. flowers and the city;
( first thing's first in order to start his day off, wei wuxian already knows how to properly flirt — before he died and transmigrated into his new body.. he was the ideal. so it's not like he lost any of that cute charm of his right? so what does he decide to do to make this go smoothly? well, he's put together a little booth outside of the tenth cafe he's asked of the manager that found wuxian endearing enough to accept. it took a bit of flirting but sometimes, one has to strut their stuff.

so here he is, using a table from the cafe and set up in front; a jar sitting next to him and a sign he's painted himself above his head with:

300 CUNES A KISS ON THE LIPS! ❤
200 CUNES A KISS ON THE HAND! ❤

honestly, cute advertisement if he does say so himself so with that, the cultivator winks at his first target. there's a smile on his features, his best attempts at feeling inviting which he isn't up to anything bad! )
Who do we have here, would you like to try?
a01. flowers and the city; optional!

( if you return later in the night, wei wuxian will still be in this same spot though a little different than before. what's noticeable is the lotus flower resting in his hair. why is it there? maybe for the cute factor for extra kisses! does it persuade you? any of you? well, he's not too sure how he got this problem either but hey! 300 cunes for a free infection, can you even go wrong with that? )

✔ — ( ooc: so in this one (1) prompt, wwx has been affected by ehrendil, which happens to be a sickness binghe and kyun infected him with; which he isn't aware. so you can pay money for a KISS and a DISEASE. really! a two for one? really cheap! symptoms may include but are not limited to: itchiness where plant life begins to sprout, flora sprouting from the skin, increased desire for sunlight, extreme thirst, the gradual spread of flora to internal structures, including the lungs, and emitting a sweet scent irresistible to bees and butterflies. )


b. flowers and the city;
( this quest doesn't sound so hard, something about getting money and wei wuxian has never been against some funds. now it's what can he do to make this perfect, wandering around the entertainment district to learn what people do for fun. there's various activities but nothing speaks to him until his eyes fall upon a few people singing together; catching the attention of various people and that is good enough. he snaps his fingers, pleased before looking for a corner that's hardly preoccupied by anyone with the same idea and enough strangers that maybe he'll get the attention of someone.

he pauses, posting himself up and using a bucket he's found to sit next to him and a sign hung from it saying "if you like, you like! please pay me for good efforts!", at least he's going his best. it'd be a nice past time because he likes doing this anyway so there's no skin off his bones as he pulls a bamboo flute out from his sleeve, giving it a look over before thinking on what melody to play. he watches the people walk back and forth, minding their business and decides to speak up for a moment. )
Sisters! Brothers! Yes, yes you! Listen to me play! If you like it, won't you show your gratitude? If you dislike, I understand but I'll do my best! So listen, listen! ( which he hopes someone is willing to hear him out, so he presses his back against the wall of a building he's standing in front of; sliding down as he brings his flute to his lips. he blows air into the instrument to begin playing a melody that he's learned back home. )

c. flowers and the city;
( he's not lost, no way, but he's following his donkey around in hopes to make it listen to him. it may be a little embarrassing to people who don't know him, but wei wuxian has never been able to make this creature do what he asks. people say that animals have a mind of their own, do what they want without caring what their partners say and it's true about li'l apple. ) Stop that! You'll get lost if you don't stick with me! Li'l Apple..! Li'l Appppllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

( is the donkey listening? well no. but the creature decides to handle this problem of his, walking around in search for apples is growing tiresome — he's hungry. so rather than moving around blindly waiting for wei wuxian to make conversation, he hurries this by picking a random stranger and what does li'l apple decide to do? looking straight at wei wuxian, eye to eye, the donkey huffs before moving closer to it's prey and biting whoever right on their ass!

horrible! horrible. is what he's thinking, rushing over to grab the reigns on his evil pet, pulling them and quickly: )
Forgive me! I'm sorry about that, Li'l Apple gets so cranky when he doesn't have anything to snack on. ( and then, it comes to him.. normally people are persuaded by cute pets and maybe if li'l apple calms down; this can work. a hand raises to pat at his animal's head, he pats the person's lower back to dust it off, no ass touching here. )

d. runetchers;
( it's actually a simple job to him, he's use to working on creating symbols and such on talismans back home that he feels like it'll be a breeze. now, implementing enchantments in them are another story which he's done that as well but.. will it have the same effect? he wouldn't know nor does he care enough to truly find out but the there's a bell that jingles as soon as someone walks into the shop, alarming wei wuxian to quickly get to his feet and start the day. )

Welcome, welcome! How may I help you here? Oh, maybe you'd want to hear about our specialties! So today, I've been working on something great! Come and see, come, come. ( he's waving for the person to follow him, moving to a desk close by that's covered in paper talismans with various markings etched in each other. ) This one is really good, I tried it and got a bird to visit me. It's an Animal Attraction Talisman, any little creature you can think of will be summoned to this! We can try it out, free of charge!

( holding out the talisman to the other, the markings are quite creatively done. his strokes are better than others but now will his magic be any good? well, he's been told what to do to get the right affect and when he tried it; it seems good. ) What do you say?

e. wildcard;
( you have something you want to do with wwx? the world is your oyster, i'm down for anything! or you can hmu on [plurk.com profile] sakasaki if you want to hash things out! )
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that depends entirely on what you want-!

[ Iramaat is rather sly herself, but she takes his hands just as eagerly, gripping him with a firm strength as she gives him another look-over now that they're a touch closer than they were before. ]

I can sing, I can play the flute, I can use a sword, I can do all sorts of things. It really does depend on what you want and what you think one of your kisses is worth.

[ She leans in slightly, eyebrow arched. ]

Or maybe how much you think one of mine is.
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-06 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, no, I've little magic ability to speak of - and what I did have I don't anymore. Not since arriving here.

[ She shrugs, still holding his hands as if it's the most natural thing in the world. If that's all he wants, that's a little troublesome. But he's entertaining and amusing and he has a very pretty face, so maybe she could give in. Just this once. ]

I suppose it's not, even if it is money I might use elsewhere.

[ Pity! She sighs dramatically. ]

The things I do - but I think it will be worth it. You're amusing.
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? A wife? Your wife is here with you? That's... different. I didn't realize they were pulling in bonded pairs.

[ Or maybe it was an accident. Either way, she's not sure it matters too much. More information to add to the pile. She gives his hands a friendly little squeeze and then works one free so she can reach for her coinpurse. Why not indulge a little? She can be luxurious. ]

Mo Xuanyu? You may call me Iramaat. At your service.

[ She practically purrs the words and then drops her handful of coins into the container, listening to them clatter. Three hundred. ]

I'll take my kiss now, hmm?
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, no, I meant bonded as in married - not the bond or whatever it is they have here.

[ Iramaat waves a hand, trying to dismiss that thought. She feels the need to clarify, honestly, because otherwise this whole conversation is going to become needlessly confusing. Anyway, that's beside the point because she is very quickly about to get what she decided to pay for.

She leans in and drapes her arm around him in turn, letting him steer her chin with his fingers at first. Her eyelids flutter and then lid and finally close as their lips meet, fingers curling against his robe as she does. She's just about as intense as he is, meeting him with enthusiasm. She paid for this, she's going to take as much as she can and enjoy it along the way. She even sneaks in a little love-bite on the way out and then they pare, her face flushed slightly and a small grin on her face.
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Oh, you're good at that. I like you.
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-10 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Iramaat absent-mindedly runs her tongue over her lips, feeling the kiss-flushed flesh and looking rather pleased with herself. Totally worth it and now she someone else interesting to investigate. Then her eyes re-focus and she grins at him. ]

Oh, not always. I just wasn't expecting to be quite as enamored of your kiss as I was! Maybe we should do it again sometime.

[ She tips him a wink. That's a pretty open bit of flirtation, althoug hit's hard to tell how serious she is. ]

If I see some of my friends, I'll definitely recommend you, though.
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, she really does like him. Even if he did basically get some money out of her. She'll have to circle back and check up on him later on down the road! ]

Definitely not a failure.

[ She clasps her hands behind her back and arches a brow, considering his words. Well, she was making money in her own way. It just involved... working a little bit. Which she doesn't entirely mind, fortunately. ]

Some people tend to post "help wanted" advertisements and they'll pay you for it. It's a very neat little system. I've no complaints so far.

[ Despite being scratched by wild animals. ]
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-11 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I do all sorts of things. I'm running mail right now - and helping them out in the woods with the monsters and all that sort of thing. Odd jobs - you know, whatever needs doing!

[ She waves a hand carelessly. It pays, anyway, and even if she's not really one to think too hard about money, she does need to live and live in style, so she'll have to get a bit of a nest egg built up. ]

So must we all. [ She agrees solemnly. ]

Such a pity that we're brought here and then we have to try and earn our keep, as if we wanted to be here in the first place - but ah, I shouldn't complain! I get to see a new city and new faces! Face new evils!
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, in theory, but there's this thing called the CWyld that's slowly sprading itself around and infecting everything. The city is pretty much the only reasonably safe place. Or at least that's what they tell me...

[ She shrugs. ]

And I'm happy to teach! But I'd need something in return - information isn't exactly free, hmm? And I have to look out for myself, don't I?

[ She's absolutely turning that around on him after earlier. ]
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-17 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well...

[ She taps her chin at his offer with a little frown, as if thinking. ]

I can tell you what I know, but in exchange I'd have to get something... Oh, I don't know. A favor of some sort? Some kind of task? I'm not sure - what do you think knowledge is worth? What's the going rate around here? What can you do, besides sell your kisses?
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's probably not all that polite, but I find a lot of men don't like it when women ask about much of anything. So I do my best to ask those things - although I do also want to be... well. Proper, I suppose.

[ She shrugs. That is that and she'll continue to scandalize people as much as she likes. ]

Promises are worth quite a bit, at least where I'm from! [ She waves a hand and then settles in next to him, drapes a friendly, companionable arm over his shoulders, as if they're the closest of friends. ]

My word is my bond and I always keep it, even if others can't do the same! But rest assured, I won't ask you to do anything that will put your life in danger. I'm not that cruel!
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-19 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you can just... owe me one, as they say?

[ She shrugs, leaning up against him with a little sigh. He's comfortable enough and she feels comfortable enough with herself (and with him) to linger, taking a bit of pleasure in the whole affair. He's very entertaining, as far as she's concerned. Why not keep this going as long as she can? And if he's alright with cozying up, why not do that, too? ]

I don't have anything I need specifically right now, but there's always later.
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[personal profile] wylderrant 2019-06-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful! That's settled then!

[ Iramaat seems happy with this exchange. She's basically promised him information - that she may or may not actually have - and gotten the promise of his assistance in the future. She's quite content to leave it at that. She gives him a friendly squeeze and then starts to unwind herself from him. ]

If you need my assistance, please don't hesitate to call on me.

[ She'll have to figure out what he can do for her at some point... ]