Mettaton (
metalcrusher) wrote in
middaeg2020-02-12 01:23 pm
feb catch-all
Who: Mettaton & open!
When: Throughout Feoveuer
Where: Various
What: Mettaton, a robot, learns to live, laugh, and love......... No, he learns to sleep and taste, as a biological necessity. He takes full advantages of these mortal splendors by sleeping! in! beds!, and eating your Valentine's chocolate while asking you on the date you deserve. There's also a prompt to follow up on his pursuit for a cure to metal weakness. Plus some closed prompts! Feel free to get in touch via MTT's plotting comment if you'd like a custom prompt.
Warnings: usual MTT drama
1. Fact: Mettaton owns a bed. He's never needed it.A. A Refrigerator Blocks The Way
B. If You're All Alone...
2. Fact: Mettaton enjoys feeding himself grapes seductively atop pianos.
3. Fact: Mettaton's GOing To Patent This Enchantment As MTT-Brand Metal Benadryl
When: Throughout Feoveuer
Where: Various
What: Mettaton, a robot, learns to live, laugh, and love......... No, he learns to sleep and taste, as a biological necessity. He takes full advantages of these mortal splendors by sleeping! in! beds!, and eating your Valentine's chocolate while asking you on the date you deserve. There's also a prompt to follow up on his pursuit for a cure to metal weakness. Plus some closed prompts! Feel free to get in touch via MTT's plotting comment if you'd like a custom prompt.
Warnings: usual MTT drama
1. Fact: Mettaton owns a bed. He's never needed it.
[First of all, I deceived you. There's a prompt where Mettaton is sleeping... but not in a bed.
Mettaton has developed a peculiar new... ability. Truth be told, it was something he tapped into starting in Iuneril, when he found himself desperate for energy while in the Rathmore's dungeon and slipped into dreamland. He shouldn't have been able to last that entire stay in his EX body, exerting himself as he did! So how did he do it?
In any inappropriate area of your choosing, there is a big metal box. These inappropriate areas may include, but are not limited to...The metal box kind of looks like it could be a game machine, or some other kind of puzzle-deploying apparatus...? But it must be broken. Its screen is off. Closing in on it suggests further that it must be broken, for it's emitting some kind of repetitive noise...]
- the middle of the street in the Entertainment District,
- blocking a doorway to the Coven,
- or even in your front yard.
ZZZZZZZZ...
[This robot keeps saying "Z" out loud repeatedly, sincerely asleep. Move it with force?]
B. If You're All Alone...
[How incredible! Mettaton's realized it: he's truly able to sleep, just like people do. Most surprisingly, he hasn't needed to recharge in weeks, so sleeping has its obvious benefit.
This time, Mettaton EX sleeps with far more purpose, though he still does so in inappropriate places with more intent. The TV star sleeps in places where he can be noticed, as if drawing attention to the fact that look, he's asleep! Really! While I leave this to your decision, a few ideas include...All I'm saying is that you really couldn't come up with a location too ridiculous for Mettaton to be sleeping in. He'll sleep atop a piano, or on a chandelier and tell you it's like he's in a music video! But no matter where he sleeps, he does so peacefully with a satisfied smile.
- sleeping in a reclining position atop a desk,
- invading your very own HOUSE and occupying your COUCH or your BED, my GOD,
- or... cradled in the palms of a statue with its arms outstretched, in the center of an ornate fountain, like he's god's gift to mankind.
But he should definitely be stopped. He's a menace, he might break something with how heavy he is, and therefore he's a hazard.]
2. Fact: Mettaton enjoys feeding himself grapes seductively atop pianos.
[It's edging close to the 14th, and though Aefenglom treats Valentine's Day like a foreign concept, many of the Mirrorbound still seem determined to uphold their own traditions. With the full moon having come and gone, Mettaton's discovered a surprising, unique new sensation that has him floored, and overwhelmed: taste.
There's so much in this city to try that it's dizzying. That Mettaton EX him rushing up to the next Mirrorbound he finds carrying food, be it chocolate, a croissant, or an indeterminate abomination of un-food. It doesn't matter. His golden eye is bright with curiosity, his smile brimming with excitement.]
Hey there, beautiful! I see you're indulging in the wonders of edible delights. Care to share... with me?? Ooh, what a fabulous opportunity for some intimacy, as Valentine's Day hovers so close by! Could it be... A date??
[A date where Mettaton eats your food, and rates it.]
3. Fact: Mettaton's GOing To Patent This Enchantment As MTT-Brand Metal Benadryl
I DON'T FEEL IT ANYMORE... THAT PERSISTENT BURN, THAT AGONIZING CORROSION. IT'S LIKE I'M A BRAND NEW ROBOT!!
[Mettaton carries with him two different things related to his latest appeal for help: spells pre-loaded onto thick slips of paper for any Monster weak against various metals, and the actual alchemical enchantment's instructions and requirements for the curious Witch. His screen blinks yellow and red with his brand new relief, and he spins around.
When he notices somebody nearby, he wheels up to them and...
- if they appear to be a Witch, he will pull out the technical instructions on how to conduct the enchantment.
- if they appear to be a Monster, particularly of a Puca, Vampire, Turnskin, or Fae persuasion, he'll pull out one of the slips of paper.]
DARLING! PERHAPS YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN THE LATEST IN ENCHANTMENTS. IF IT CAN WORK ON ME TO THIS DEGREE... I'M SEEING A PROMISING FUTURE FOR THIS BREAKTHROUGH SPELL!

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And what... compromise would you suggest?
[It's quiet, dull, and strangely sincere. Pausing, he looks towards Metatton more properly.]
My people were far kinder than anyone who lives now. Our world- there was no violence, no disparity. With the strength of our souls we could live for nigh eternity, could create anything we needed. No one wanted, no one went without. Even when we disagreed, our problems could be solved through discussion... and more than anything, everyone held one another to be more important than the self.
[It's wistful; as terrible as he was, his people were not. Though it would do no good, he felt compelled to finish the story. Context had never managed to sway anyone, the present was always held up to be superior to the past. Only those who had been there, had seen, had lived through it, understood... but after him, there would be only one left who remembered. It was only a matter of time before even that was lost.]
A disaster came to our star, pushing us to the brink of oblivion. Most of my people sacrificed themselves so that we could summon a god in order to save who remained. I was one of those who created Zodiark- the will of the star itself. And it was saved, in His mercy... yet for the first time, dissension tore our remaining population apart, as some feared His strength. Conspiring in secret, they created Hydaelyn to bind Him. But rather than destroy, She shatters- and Zodiark, the star, and every life upon it was sundered.
[So there it all was, more or less. The Ascian slouches a degree more, as though finding a heretofore unreached level of exhaustion.]
If Zodiark is restored, He can bring back the lives that were used in His creation. What compromise is there that doesn't involve giving up on them- those that most deserve custody of our star?
[They died for him. How could he abandon them now...?]
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For as perfect as he paints them, though, they just sound like people to him. Especially once he learns that some felt fear at Zodiark's strength. They weren't infallible, and it wasn't as though they were completely homogeneous; it must follow that they were all different in their kindness or wants, if their fears differed. They're people, and they're flawed. How could he blame beings for reacting to things with fear? That's what people do, monsters, humans, and apparently even Ascians. Instead, Mettaton interprets Emet-Selchs account of his people as his love for them.]
...
[He looks so tired now. Mettaton doesn't fret about him, but he moves from his spot directly in front of him closer to his side, disengaging from "argument stance" to neutrality; his monitor glows yellow. His voice is significantly less reprimanding and heated now, taking on his usual conversational cadence, deliberate and full of inflection.]
KIND AS THEY ARE... YOUR PEOPLE, WHO WOULD SACRIFICE THEMSELVES FOR EACH OTHER'S SAKE. DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT SHOW SUCH KINDNESS TOWARD THESE NEW, INCOMPLETE SOULS? TRAGIC THOUGH THEIR LOSS IS... IT'S AMAZING, THAT MILLIONS MORE CAME OUT OF THEM. NEW STARS. NEW PEOPLE!
WELL, THAT'S HOW I WOULD FEEL. IF I GAVE MY SOUL TO A GREAT SACRIFICE... ONLY TO LEARN WHAT INTERESTING LIFE IT SPURRED. [He goes through the effort of sighing.] IT'S A SHAME. THAT YOU'RE BURDENED WITH THAT TASK. NO WONDER YOU JUSTIFY THEIR DEATH AS YOU DO.
[It does not excuse his attitude. He gives a hard pause. He wonders if Emet-Selch was happier, way back then. This entire conversation came out of Mettaton's concern for his inclination toward sleeping, after all.]
A COMPROMISE. ...I'LL THINK ON IT. IF YOU COULDN'T COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATIVE OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS, HOW SILLY WOULD IT BE TO SPIT ONE OUT RIGHT NOW?
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Watching as he moves, the Ascian gives Mettaton a somewhat uncomfortable look at his commentary. He probably wasn't wrong; he had no reason to believe they wouldn't have either embraced or accepted such a fate, for the most part. It wasn't as though they'd given themselves with any expectation of being brought back afterward.
No, the decision to revive them had been due entirely to the grief of the survivors.]
Oh, I'm sure several would be rather irate with me for all of this.
[Better to try and treat it lightly, though there's too much hollowness to the words for it to be very successful. There was no telling how they would feel about the mess of blood that had been spilled in their name. He wanted to believe they would understand, but....]
--But they would accept it, I'm sure.
[The truly terrible thing is that no, he was not actually happy in the original world. He wasn't broken, in quite the same way, but all his issues were still in evidence.
No matter the outcome, he would never be happy. But he couldn't ever admit that his dream was futile on every conceivable level; he had a hard enough time getting himself out of bed as it was.]
Take your time. 'Tis not as though there's any reason to rush, here in this place. I've waited this long for an alternative, what's a little more?
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Here in this place, they're captives from their lives. But Mettaton's come to understand that they're also free, given their strange temporal-spacial suspension. There's no chance to mobilize things like Rejoinings. Having that degree of separation, that must be why Mira's able to see the better in him despite what he says about people like her, mortals.
Who is really mistaken? Mettaton wants to believe Emet-Selch is, now. Mira has to know something about his core that has budged enough to think of her as anything but grotesque. She comes off as too self-assured not to have that much respect!
Mettaton shrugs with his arms.]
I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO THINK, BUSY AS I AM. A LITTLE SLEEP CAN'T STOP ME FROM OPERATING ON MY OWN SCHEDULE! AND MAYBE WE CAN FIND YOU SOMETHING WORTH BEING CONSCIOUS FOR, HA HA HA.
[A pause. Mettaton raises a finger.]
OH, YES. MY BODY. IT'S FINE. [Briefly touching on an old topic. He knocks on his metal chassis.] THREE FORMS... ONE SEXY ROBOT. SURELY YOU COULD TELL, BASED ON MY ARMS!!! I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE BEEN HEARTBROKEN, THINKING OF THAT HANDSOME FORM AS SCRAPPED. LET THAT EASE YOUR DEEPEST FEARS, DARLING.
[The reassurance... nobody needed...]
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Additionally, on reflection, Emet-Selch was not at all sure it was the wisest move to task Mettaton with anything, much less 'find a solution to a lifetime of unhappiness', but it was too late now, and he just has to shake his head at it all. What was his life. Still, the change in perspective might at least be interesting, he supposed.
But the abrupt return- shift?- in topic has him blink for a moment, thoughts catching up, rewinding conversation to--
--ah, yes. And the Ascian does feel a bit of relief, though it's wholly unrelated to the state of Metatton's bodies, sexy or otherwise. Some- any- other conversational topic was preferable (if not, he probably would've just gone back inside and back to sleep, original errand forgotten). This was already more tiring than anticipated, and not for the expected reasons.]
--If it's fine, why are you in this form instead? 'Tis a degree more impractical.
[How do you handle stairs?
Or anything other than a mild incline, for that matter.]
And how do you change your current host? I find myself entirely unable to take a new body here.
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[Heart. He's insufferable. Whether he actually feels something or he's deciding as much remains unknown, but it's almost certainly the latter.]
IT'S MORE BATTERY EFFICIENT. AND, IT'S IMPERVIOUS TO DAMAGE... OR ELSE I MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE ANGRY AT YOUR METHOD OF WAKING ME. YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT THE LIST OF PRACTICALITIES THIS FORM OFFERS.
[In a world like this one, people don't recognize him as sentient a lot of the time. He dislikes that, but it has its uses. More than that, it's an easy form to stop and do nothing in.
Stairs are not under consideration right now.]
I DO NOT CHANGE MY HOST. ALL OF MY FORMS ARE IN THIS SAME BODY! I SIMPLY TRANSFORM, AS I LIKE. I HAVE MY PREFERENCES, OF COURSE.
[Mettaton shifts somewhat, an intentional sort of gesture that teases the existence of a switch on his back. Helpfully, it's labelled SWITCH. In case anybody forgot what it was.]
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Impervious...?
[That sounded like a challenge. Not that he had any particular interest in genuinely attempting to damage any of Mettaton's forms, but it did make him wonder about that supposed durability. Perhaps he could use him as a shield, if he were under attack. Yes. That would make this form useful, and the Ascian nods to himself.
But a transformation of the same body, that did have some kind of (relative) sense to it.]
Ah yes. How practical, to carry them all with you.
[Though he wonders where 'large rectangular box' ended up in this transformation to human-ish shape. Or perhaps Mettaton had to shed it like a snake, only to come back and retrieve it later (much less like a snake).]
Though you said 'three' forms- what's the last one you're hiding?
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His screen flickers yellow.]
A WEAPON. ... FOR THE ERADICATION OF HUMANS. I DON'T PLAN ON USING IT.
[This particular iteration of Mettaton hasn't even tested the thing, and he doesn't plan to. Sure, he showed it off to Asgore long ago, but that's it. It probably doesn't even work in Aefenglom. He has no idea about its abysmal defenses, either.
(Only just now has it occurred to him: what happened to his NEO form since changing into a Puca...? Does he want to know? It's always a grab bag of body horror. Slowly becoming a cyborg is so messed up that he doesn't allow himself to think about it too hard.)
He shrugs.]
I THOUGHT NOT TO TELL YOU. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER HERE. IT LIKELY DOESN'T WORK.
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And what would it look like? The Ascian's gaze travels over the shapely rectangle. What form would a weapon to eradicate humans take? That wasn't a casual word.]
Oh...? How did you even achieve that power, if you've no intention on using it?
[He assumed robot-bodies weren't naturally occurring, so it had to have been a deliberate choice of someone's, anyway.]
Though if you're concerned about my interest in utilizing it, don't be. [A light shrug, a dismissive flick of one hand.] I've no reason to kill anyone here.
[It wouldn't accomplish anything.]
But if I were you, I'd look into testing it. We may be captured again, you know. Were you better equipped, you might avoid a similar level of... discomfort.
[Or not, considering how restrained and sealed their abilities were. Still, Mettaton was odd enough, and unfamiliar enough to this world; if anyone had a chance of sneaking something past, he figured it might be him.]
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[And she couldn't have gotten the lab without becoming the Royal Scientist and impressing Asgore with imbuing inanimate objects with souls and equipping them with weapons.
Testing his body out hadn't occurred to him, but Mettaton still doesn't like it. He's a weapon, but he's mostly an amusement robot! He crosses his arms, mulling it over. Alphys is even here. She helped repair him, with what little resources she had available. He has to wonder if she'd be capable of revitalizing even his non-functional features, somehow. He has no excuse not to give it a try, even if he doesn't care for weaponry.
He could ask her to fix it, if it doesn't already work.]
...A PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT. I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT IF IT COULD HAVE COME IN HANDY...
[Boy, that would be embarrassing.]
I MAY AS WELL. TEST IT OUT. BUT I SINCERELY DOUBT ANYTHING WILL COME OF IT!
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Or maybe everyone in that world was like this...?
A chilling thought.]
Better to know one way or another, isn't it? If it can't be repaired, you're out nothing but a bit of time. And if it can....
[He didn't know how strong it was, or how effective it was meant to be, but- if someone could access some degree of their old powers here, why wouldn't they take it? One could always hope to never have to use it.
And hopes were so frequently dashed.]
I'd be curious to see, if you do. I have some experience with machinery myself... it might be interesting to see the result of another star's technology firsthand.
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YOU? EXPERIENCED WITH MACHINERY???
[Mettaton is surprised by this revelation, and he makes sure to make it well known by clasping either side of his body in shock. Emet-Selch, having experience with machinery? He has a lot of doubt that it compares to the likes of Tony and Alphys, considering the fact that he shares a world with Mira who-didn't-know-what-TV-was, and the whole being thousands of years old doesn't help his case. That's the last thing he would have expected to hear.
Then again, not knowing what TV is doesn't mean machines don't exist. He clasps his hands together next, trying to look spellbound. Or, lovestruck, because he's decided to include a heart?]
AS IN, ENOUGH TO PERFORM A REPAIR? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?? I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED AS MUCH OUT OF YOU, CONSIDERING. AND FRANKLY, I NEED ALL OF THE RESOURCES I CAN GET MY LUXURIOUSLY GLOVED HANDS ON... WHEN IT COMES TO THE REPAIR OF MY BODY, IN THIS PLACE.
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Though the Ascian frowns a bit at Mettaton's clear shock. Was it so strange to think he'd know something of the technical world? Just because he was ancient didn't mean he was less adept. Why would-- ah. Mira. An Eorzean's ignorance would leave a certain impression.
He's a little miffed at being lumped in with her, but attempts to de-ruffle himself.]
My original civilization was fairly advanced. At least in comparison to the present day, both here and at home.
[They had skyscrapers and everything. Very modern, but in a... pleasantly nostalgic sort of way.]
I've built several empires primarily on the force of their magitechnical might. A few repairs should not be beyond me. [Assuming he'd be willing to bother, but... eh. It was probably in his best interest to ensure his Bonded's general health and/or well-being.] Of course, it's possible your specific circuitry will be wholly unfamiliar to me, but I'm sure you don't mind a bit of trial and error.
[How reassuringly gentle.]
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The more Emet-Selch tells him about his life, the more it shapes his mental pictures of these other worlds. So magitech is something both here and there, and he's fairly clear on the difference in construct — instead of relying on things like electricity, battery, or reactors, they power things with magic. It's pretty different from his own body, which is magical insofar as it has a soul. But that's it.
It would be interesting to see what somebody with a history in magitech would say. His bodies aren't his work to take pride in, and he's more than willing to give Alphys constructive feedback that she doesn't want.]
WHAT A THRILLING, INTIMATE IDEA... AND SUCH AN EXERCISE IN TRUST. I LOVE IT!! ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M POSITIVE YOU'LL GET SOMETHING WRONG! AHAHA.
BUT REALLY. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?? A SHORT CIRCUIT? A NON-FUNCTIONING LIMB? NOTHING THAT CAN'T BE FIXED! AND I DON'T MIND THE PROSPECT OF ELECTROCUTION. OOOH, THERE'S SUCH DELIGHTFUL PLEASURE IN EXPERIENCING SENSATION, AFTER ALL...
[The potential for error doesn't dissuade Mettaton in the slightest. He moves the back of his hand against his "forehead" in a swoon. This is enough of an indication to suggest that if Emet-Selch were to work on his body, he would flirt the entire time.]
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Mettaton's reaction catches the Ascian off-guard for a moment; it was taking some time to adjust to his particular... demeanor. But on one hand... it was good that the robot was realistic and understanding about things going wrong. It was always annoying to not be immediately fully competent at something, and being berated on top of it would make him less inclined to assist at all.
On the other hand... Emet-Selch was getting the distinct impression that Mettaton would keep up his delightful banter the entire time. That was almost worse.
...well. Perhaps he'd learn to tune it out.]
Yes, yes, I'm sure it'll be quite the experience for us both.
[Could he sound less enthused? Probably, but it's still pretty unenthused regardless.]
Who knows, perhaps you'll show me something new after all.
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OH, YES. IT WILL BE NEW. I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFUSIVE EXCITEMENT. AT LEAST IT TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT EAGER TO TEAR ME TO PIECES. GIVEN THAT, I'M RELIEVED.
[Not that he ever thought Emet-Selch would even have the energy to be so cruel, or even overcome with excitement. He's beginning to get it: it's more like a passive interest — which, while Mettaton cannot relate to interests being so passive, he can appreciate.
...Did he have an original purpose in coming here that had nothing to do with sleep? Ah, he did. Though much of it was addressed (Mira, the "mistake," his conversation with her), all that remained was the petty, vindictive aspect in the form of a demand to "continue" that physical contact from their Bonding ceremony, but his care for that has all but dissolved. There are other chances for that kind of thing, Bonded as they are. He's much more satisfied to have learned more of Emet-Selch, and he needs to process how he feels about him given his new understanding of him and his views. There's so much he disagrees with.]
WELL! I'LL BE LEAVING YOU NOW. BUT... ONE LAST QUESTION. [He raises a finger.] WHAT WERE YOUR PEOPLE CALLED? NOBODY'S TOLD ME.
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(He was always alone. Especially with others.)
But that final question. It was... actually more of a request than Mettaton might realize. It wasn't as though it were secret, but Emet-Selch didn't tell the name of his home to just anyone. Names of things were personal. Important to him.
Still, with everything else he'd already disclosed, there seemed little point in holding back that detail. His sigh is a little defeated, somehow, as though giving in to something.]
Anyone from the present day, if they were made aware of our existence, would label us as ancients, though that's not much of a name. Those few who've heard of us disaster-bringing survivors know us as Ascians, but that only refers to a select few. No, my people were from Amaurot, so we would be Amaurotine.
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[The name "Amaurotine" sticks with him more. It's who his people are, not some quality of surviving and bringing destruction. He doesn't think that has to be so necessary to him as a person, but what does he know.
As an unnecessary parting gift, Mettaton quickly grabs for Emet-Selch's hand to hold meaningfully between both of his own.]
WELL, DARLING. WHAT A PLEASURE SPEAKING WITH YOU, AS ALWAYS. YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE ME SO MUCH TO CONSIDER... ABOUT YOU. [And he lets go, treating him to a wave.] UNTIL NEXT TIME, GORGEOUS! TRY NOT TO SLEEP SO MUCH!!
[With that, he departs, getting on with his usual mischief of the day. Which is never usual or routine.]