[Closed] Trails of Snowed In

[fiddlestick]

Who: Trails House Residents + Visitors
When: Deceuer 6th - 10th, during the snowstorm
Where: Trails House
What: Snowed in!
Warnings: Will mark as necessary

It was safe to say that the Zemurian house was always lively, but the heaviest day of snowfall was particularly so. Everyone was home, and some had invited some friends over for dinner or socializing. It was too late before they realized just how heavily they were snowed in, and that they'd be stuck together for awhile. Best to make the most of it!

With all these people, at least it was a roomy house. There was:

The Main Floor which has a living room with a functional fireplace, kitchen (half stocked with useful cooking ingredients and half with "random things the other roommates thought would be cool"), a dining room, and the music room that's been transformed into Elliot's bedroom - because of course it has.

The Second floor which houses Towa, Crow, Machias, and Fie's bedrooms. Some of these rooms have a worrying amount of weapons, try to guess which. There is also a spare bedroom with a full sized bed, for any guests. Too bad you'll probably need to share.

The Attic, which was Rean's room and made up to be comfortable for a harpy. Shiny things are all over the place, and the bed is more like a nest of blankets.

The Basement which contains Randy and Lloyd's rooms. Coincidentally, this is the easiest place to find dirty magazines in the house.

The Cellar, which houses any alcohol that hasn't been drunken already, as well as a 200lbs wild boar carcass. Lovely.

And lastly the Courtyard which is...covered in snow. What else did you expect.

Make yourself comfortable or try to make a break for it. It's gonna be a long storm.

Comments

[fiddlestick]

I could, but it could be risky if it slips off somehow...

C'mon, it's not like you're gonna be missing much.

[bad_crowmance]

Says you!

[ He knows Elliot isn't exactly built like a brick house or anything but that doesn't mean he didn't want to look! He lets out a long, unnecessarily dramatic sigh. ]

Alright, alright. I get it.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, says me because I have seen what I look like without a shirt.

[And my goddess that sigh was dramatic]

Sorry Crow. I'll find a way to make it up to you somehow, okay?

[bad_crowmance]

Yeah, and I haven't!

[ YOU'RE MISSING THE STICKING POINT HERE, ELLIOT. ]

But seriously, don't worry about that. I really do get it.

[fiddlestick]

Just how much time do you spend thinking about us without shirts...?

[Because seriously Crow he can't emphasize enough how much you're not missing out on!!!]

Good. I don't think a Cwyld outbreak is how you'd want your party to go anyway.

[bad_crowmance]

[ He could address that second part... or. ]

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

[fiddlestick]

[Oh. Oh it's that look. Elliot pauses for a moment, unsure if he's willing to proceed but...]

...Some part of me already regrets this but ...

S-Sure. Lay it on me.

[Goddess he hopes he's bluffing to psych him out and they're not about to enter some weird rabbit hole]

[bad_crowmance]

Let's see... I don't keep exact track but with the exception of Millium-- for obvious reasons-- I've thought about everyone in Class VII in varying degrees of undress at least once or twice a day pretty much every day since I joined the class. As for Towa and Gelica... well. I've known them for a lot longer.

[ Is he aware he stands less than no chance with Angelica on a personal level? Absolutely. Has that stopped him from thinking about her naked? Absolutely not. ]

[fiddlestick]

Wha....



Y-You're kidding, right?

[Everyone?? Once or twice a DAY? Where does he even find the TIME?]

[bad_crowmance]

[ Look, he said he thinks about it, not he-- well. Well, not every time, any way. ]

Nope! Not kidding at all.

[fiddlestick]

S-Seriously?! But that's...t-that's so much.

[Elliot wasn't exactly innocent on this stuff. He had his own thoughts around this topic. But even he can't say the thought comes this frequently.

He can't even wrap his mind around the clear fact that he's included in this list. Heck, the wise thing would be to drop this subject before it gets worse, but well...they're already falling down this rabbit hole, and humans always have a fascination with trainwrecks.]

So you just...sit around thinking about that stuff all the time?

[bad_crowmance]

Not all the time. But you know... sometimes I'll be sitting around, playing darts and I'll suddenly have the thought-- "Hey, I wonder what kind of lingerie the girls wear." Or... "Okay, but who does have the biggest dick in Class VII?"

[fiddlestick]

Aidios....

[He can't say he's all together surprised by the girl's lingerie one, but the remark about the guys make his cheeks turn a little pink. Goddess. ]

That's definitely not great. But if it's just general thoughts like that, that's not as bad as I thought...

[Ugh though now he's thinking about it. It's probably Gaius right? He's the tallest and biggest of them, so yeah. Probably him.]

[bad_crowmance]

I'm being tactful and not mentioning the person-specific thoughts. Don't give me an excuse to stop being tactful.

[ He will be kind enough to give Elliot that warning. He does give him a grin, though. ]

You're thinking about it now too, aren't you?

[fiddlestick]

Ugh-

[Well, so much for giving Crow any benefit of the doubt. He'll get flustered at being called out about it]

N-No!! T-There's not anything to think about there!

[bad_crowmance]

Like--

[ Crow leans in to whisper so only Elliot can hear for this first one. Because he's ~*~being nice.~*~ ]

"Is Jusis a sub and if yes, would that change if the person he's with is Machias?"

[ With that thought now in Elliot's mind whether he wanted it there or not, he rolls back and speaks in his normal voice. ]

And yeah, you're right-- the answer's obviously Gaius. The real question is where everyone else stands in relation. Personally, I've got some theories.

[fiddlestick]

[While Crow whispers that, Elliot's reaction is much more audible.]

W-What?! [He cringes, his squeezing shut] Oh boy, that's a thought that's never gonna come out.

[One more thing he's gonna have to tell a therapist someday.

He turns redder at Gaius being mentioned, because yes, that's what he thought. But he tries to play it off as an exasperated sigh] O-Of course you do...

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow's got a huge grin on his face and he winks. ]

Wanna hear 'em?

[ He is having the time of his life teasing Elliot right now. ]

[fiddlestick]

[Ah yep, he knows that look. Crow was just messing with him, again.]

...Not especially. It's not like you'll ever prove it, so what does it matter?

[bad_crowmance]

[ Crow looks startled for a moment before he grins and the only words out of his mouth are-- ]

Challenge accepted.

[fiddlestick]

[Oh goddess, what's going through his head now?]

Uh, right...

Just no peeping on anyone, okay? Or tricking people.

[bad_crowmance]

Obviously not. It wouldn't be as much fun if I didn't get my results fair and square and besides that, it'd bring the credibility of my results down.

[ He's still grinning and for a guy who doesn't have high prospects, he sure sounds supremely confident. ]

[fiddlestick]

[....this is going to be a disaster isn't it?]

Ahaha....Right.

Well, good luck I guess....

[bad_crowmance]

Heheheh. I won't need luck.

[ It's definitely going to be a disaster. ]

[fiddlestick]

[He's just going to...nervously laugh back. Ok Bro. Ok.]