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[plasticasshole]

Who: Connor + Open!
When: During the full moons
Where: Around the city
What: Connor gets his Merrow tail... at the most inconvenient of times
Warnings: None so far!

[Connor is just walking back to his cottage when his legs stop working and he falls in the street. At first he's just confused- he doesn't just fall-, but then he realises he can't get back up. A little panicked, because this isn't normal, the LED on Connor's head flashes red as his legs begin to fuse together and form a bright orange and blue tail.

Why here? He isn't wet. He drags himself forward a few feet; he lives quite a bit further away, but what else can he do? Luckily someone seems to be coming his way. He sits up, hoping it's not someone who dislikes monsters.]

Can you help me?

[He gestures helplessly to his tail.]

Comments

[fuckingpassw0rd]

Oh for fuck's sake Connor I'm sure you'd do the same if the situation was reversed. That's enough as far as I'm concerned.

[Topic: Currently avoided. He grabs a chair from the kitchen and drags it over with a spell book because what else is he going to do?]

But if you're really intent on payin' me back, maybe make me some food when you get your legs back.

[plasticasshole]

Of course I would.

[He shifts so that he's more or less on his side, arms crossed over the edge of the tub, head leaning on them.]

I'll have to get a cookbook from somewhere, but I'm sure I could make edible food. It's just a matter of following instructions...

[Hank likes burgers, maybe he can make some that are less fattening.]

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[Sometimes Hank forgets that Connor was once a an android prototype who was mostly made to hunt down deviants. Inwardly he tries not to scream, but well, he supposes it is the thought that counts.]

I'll find you something at the library. Might as well get the most of being a member there now...

[That way he can sort of control what Connor will spring up on him.]