The Harsh Reality of Questing - catch'all

[futhark]

Who: Caster (Cú Chulainn), Alex Benedetto, Archer (Emiya), Oda Nobunaga, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, princess Zelda whoever else wants?
When: second and third week of May
Where: Outer City, Haven, Coven
What: Wilde Quests #1-2, Full Moon meeting, some Coven lessons of various disaster levels
Warnings: Will be added if necessary

｢Note: prompts are added in comments, so let me know if you want anything in particular, wildcards also welcome ｣

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[futhark]

[ Damn these birdshades, real team players they are.

Caster is about to cut the last herb (flower? vegetable???) when the bird in true divebombing fashion attacks his head, tangling its talons into his hair briefly. Enough to pull his head back, to cut himself with the sickle and then throw his arm wide in defense, and to ]

Damn-it!! [ He grabs the pouch filled with the loot and gets up. ] More-in-coming!

Archer, you had one job!

[boneofsword]

[Meanwhile Archer has his hands full with two or more Shades, having to resort to his sword. What he's going to need the most are leather gloves, most likely enchanted. He's getting annoyed, and it shows in a sudden ruthless force of his attacks. One of the Shades loses its talons and the other part of the feather.]

One job and not enough stones. [he growls.] Get out of here, I've got your back!

[futhark]

[ Man, this is... embarrassing. They are being chased away by birds. Okay, kinda corrupted kinda undead birds but— but you know. Birds.

Whatever, time to Disengage C from the feathery menace. Since the simple "haste" enchantment still works on him, Caster is really swift in his falling back to the strategically chosen position.

He also picks up another branch (no time to look for rocks) and throws it spinning at the shades, giving Archer chance to fall back as well. ]

[boneofsword]

[What makes those birds annoying is how small and swift they are. Sure, they're weak and more of a nuinsance than real threat, but in group? Like a swarm of mosquitoes.

No wonder people hire help to gather ingredients outside.

Archer dives low to dodge the birds and retreats. The further he is from the spot, the less Shades flies around.]

Next time I'm not going anywhere without a bow.

[futhark]

[ Caster finds another stick and finds it- huh, quite straight, without much of side branches... hmmm. He throws it as if he was throwing a javelin and manages to pierce one of the bigger shades wing, which sends it spiraling down. ]

Watch out, someone might get a wrong idea and think you're an archer or something. [ Of course, he has to make fun of him. ]

[boneofsword]

[Nice shot, Cu, worthy of your legend. Archer smirks at the jab.]

Are you telling me I should stick to being saber while you play caster? [his voice carries a thicker veneer of sarcasm this time, as he weights a stone in his hand and then takes aim. It bounces off the bigger Shade's head, stunning it for a bit.]

Looks like they're tougher than what they're based on. I recall the ones in a dream shattering if damaged hard, letting out a white light. [he thinks aloud throwing another stone.]

[futhark]

｢ ooc: sumanai for the delay, hiatus for the trip got to me earlier. I think we can work to wrap it up soon, since they got what they wanted :) and embarrassed themselves enough :') ｣

[ If you carry two swords and use the bow only occasionally... But Caster doesn't let himself get dragged into the discussion who plays who (if he was called out on playing Lancer, that would certainly piss him off) ]

Or you were just more powerful in the dream. [ Not back to lvl 1 like here. ] I'm outta here, but you can keep playing with them

[ The haste works and makes his legs quicker. Their job is done here and information gathered will be very useful next time. ]

[boneofsword]

[Being back to lvl 1 is making him salty, so true. Archer turns around and follows. The path back, that is. If he makes haste he's going to have enough time before his shift to briefly note all the curiosities, including the Shades.]

Thanks but I'll pass. Time to go to work.