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middaeg2019-09-03 02:19 pm
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Dazai's Vampire Adventures [open]
Who: Osamu Dazai (
proficience) and you!
When: September 1st through September 4th, before the trip to Dorchacht
Where: Various places around the main city; the cafe, around the streets, etc.
What: Dazai is just trying to get by as a vampire during the daytime, really. Some fairly light-hearted threads before the event!
Warnings: Probably nothing really, but I'll put a talk of suicide warning here just in case, since that's how he is.
I - The Cafe
[Dazai had originally agreed upon working at one of the local cafes as a way to earn money to buy his closest friend a notebook, as well as to help pay for whatever their house needs. That, and he'd become painfully bored without any sort of job. Sure, back home, he'd tend to avoid work or responsibility unless absolutely necessary, but --
He knows that here, as a vampire, his time to enjoy the days are short. Incredibly so.
He's also a social man, so meeting new people is always a bit of a thrill; without a job, doing so would be near impossible.
Today, he's behind the counter and about as peppy as one would expect him to be. He's trying to cope with the fact that he has to yawn just about every few minutes or so by insisting he keep a smile upon his face at all times. The smile may be a tad -- well, unnerving with his newly formed fangs.]
Hello~! Can I take your -- [He'll yawn here, waving a hand frantically in front of his mouth in an attempt to hide it.] order?
II - With an Umbrella
[After receiving several lessons on how to survive as a vampire during the day soon after his initial arrival, Dazai has picked up on a few Life Pro Tips and has now finally procured an umbrella that he now has tightly gripped in his hand. He's walking around the city near most of the shops, stopping occasionally to catch his breath.
Honestly, if he weren't in the process of turning, he'd appear to passersby to be incredibly sick. Even if one were to witness him wobble about and stop for breath, they might think that he is.
He can be approached either while walking, while hunched over and holding his knees, or while he's passed out on a bench.
If approached on the bench, he might be baking just a bit in the sun. That umbrella won't be in his hand at that point!]
III - Desperate Need to Feed
[A certain vampire named Dazai has been incredibly stubborn lately when it comes to actually feeding from others. He has two reliable sources, those who are bonded to him, but --
Sometimes, neither are available, and sometimes, Dazai worries about taking too much blood from them at once. So, he's far more emotional than usual if approached while anywhere, the chance of him simply snapping at you higher than normal.
In fact, while he's trying to make his way home from work, he'll bump into someone (you, perhaps?) and state:]
Out. of. my. way.
[His voice, although weak, still carries a strong hint of disdain for whomever he'd bumped into.]
IV - Wildcard
[Want to run into Dazai at a specific place or in a specific scenario? Talk to me on discord (Celes#5178), plurk (
danger) or just write a starter in the comments here! I'm open to pretty much anything!]
When: September 1st through September 4th, before the trip to Dorchacht
Where: Various places around the main city; the cafe, around the streets, etc.
What: Dazai is just trying to get by as a vampire during the daytime, really. Some fairly light-hearted threads before the event!
Warnings: Probably nothing really, but I'll put a talk of suicide warning here just in case, since that's how he is.
I - The Cafe
[Dazai had originally agreed upon working at one of the local cafes as a way to earn money to buy his closest friend a notebook, as well as to help pay for whatever their house needs. That, and he'd become painfully bored without any sort of job. Sure, back home, he'd tend to avoid work or responsibility unless absolutely necessary, but --
He knows that here, as a vampire, his time to enjoy the days are short. Incredibly so.
He's also a social man, so meeting new people is always a bit of a thrill; without a job, doing so would be near impossible.
Today, he's behind the counter and about as peppy as one would expect him to be. He's trying to cope with the fact that he has to yawn just about every few minutes or so by insisting he keep a smile upon his face at all times. The smile may be a tad -- well, unnerving with his newly formed fangs.]
Hello~! Can I take your -- [He'll yawn here, waving a hand frantically in front of his mouth in an attempt to hide it.] order?
II - With an Umbrella
[After receiving several lessons on how to survive as a vampire during the day soon after his initial arrival, Dazai has picked up on a few Life Pro Tips and has now finally procured an umbrella that he now has tightly gripped in his hand. He's walking around the city near most of the shops, stopping occasionally to catch his breath.
Honestly, if he weren't in the process of turning, he'd appear to passersby to be incredibly sick. Even if one were to witness him wobble about and stop for breath, they might think that he is.
He can be approached either while walking, while hunched over and holding his knees, or while he's passed out on a bench.
If approached on the bench, he might be baking just a bit in the sun. That umbrella won't be in his hand at that point!]
III - Desperate Need to Feed
[A certain vampire named Dazai has been incredibly stubborn lately when it comes to actually feeding from others. He has two reliable sources, those who are bonded to him, but --
Sometimes, neither are available, and sometimes, Dazai worries about taking too much blood from them at once. So, he's far more emotional than usual if approached while anywhere, the chance of him simply snapping at you higher than normal.
In fact, while he's trying to make his way home from work, he'll bump into someone (you, perhaps?) and state:]
Out. of. my. way.
[His voice, although weak, still carries a strong hint of disdain for whomever he'd bumped into.]
IV - Wildcard
[Want to run into Dazai at a specific place or in a specific scenario? Talk to me on discord (Celes#5178), plurk (

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This life is suffering.]
Chuuya? Chuuya said that? [Do not mention that man's name around him!
He groans and punches the order for a small into the register.]
$4.50
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a nod. ]
Yes. I must say, I am inclined to agree. Even Kouyou-san is surprisingly dazzling in her martial arts skills, even with her elaborate dressing. Your strong suit is your mind.
[ akutagawa needs to shut the fuck up, probably. anyway, he pays before waiting for his change. can he please...leave now... ]
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Dazai gives back the change without a word and turns around to prepare that coffee.
Which he does very, very slowly since he's losing energy by the second.]
Oops!
[Did he just spill caramel sauce on the counter? Yes, yes he did. The coffee itself is prepared without leaving a mess on the cup, at least, so he'll consider it a success.
He hands it to the other man.]
Here you are! [With the cheesiest smile imaginable.] Have a wonderful day~!
[While tipping isn't customary back in Japan, it is here.
Where's his tip????]
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DEUCES, DICKWAD! ]
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Dazai looks down at the tip jar heartbroken and feeling as if his soul is slightly wounded from this.
He wanted a tip. An actual tip he could spend somewhere.
With a long, exasperated sigh, he turns around after Akutagawa leaves and cleans up that mess.]