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ʙᴇʀsᴇʀᴋᴇʀ [ Cᴜ́ Cʜᴜʟᴀɪɴɴ Aʟᴛᴇʀ ] ([personal profile] curruid_coinchenn) wrote in [community profile] middaeg2019-07-05 06:16 pm

July Quests and Catch-All [OPEN]

Who: Berserker (Cú Chulainn Alter) and you!
When: Throughout July
Where: Through the city
What: Quests and other things!
Warnings: Some threads are NSFW!


[ 1. Sew and Tell ]
[ While Berserker can't help with the magical parts of upgrading the shop, he is strong. He's doing any grunt labor asked of him, lifting things, moving heavy objects, and holding people up to reach things. You need something carried? He's your dragon man.

He finishes a task to take a small break to stretch. He looks over to a coworker (or customer, he doesn't care to know the difference) and tilts his head slightly. ]


Is there something you need me for?

[ 2. Out of the City ]
[ There's a lull in the activity of the day and Berserker takes a moment to rest. He slumps down against a tree, his spear Gae Bolg resting against his shoulder. He's only doing this because he knows he's good at it -- fighting and killing is boring and routine. A sound catches his attention and he grabs his spear without getting up. ]

Do I need to stand up or did you just trip?

[ He's a jerk, sorry. ]

[ 3. Wildcard ]
[ Got an idea? Did we plot something already? Drop me a starter or PM me here or on discord at glitzkrieg#0673! ]
tryhard: (I'm being so sincere right now)

[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-15 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Waver may not be particularly averse to the cold by nature or instinct, but that doesn't mean he really enjoys it. He's perfectly content to stay indoors while the weather's all wonky, other than to go to work or run necessary errands.

He's only just returned from his shift at the apothecary a few minutes ago when he hears the door open. His ears prick automatically, but he recognizes the scent and the voice calling out. Even if it doesn't make him all that happy to hear Berserker, and without Diarmuid.

It's been a bit awkward, but all things considered, Waver's gotten used to the large dragon's presence-- potentially even to the point of considering one of the household, if grudgingly. They haven't had occasion to interact too much even with Berserker coming and going regularly these days, but Waver doesn't mind keeping it that way. Vague politeness and willingness to share space when needed is all that's required of him, and it's a deal he can live with for now.

So when Berserker calls out his question, Waver steps out of his room with the intent to stay just long enough to say hello and make himself some hot tea to settle in with, now that he's home as well.

"Just me," Waver replies, making his way down the hall with a small wave.

And then he spots Berserker's boots in damp disarray by the door, having already tracked mud inside past the rug for wiping off shoes. On top of that, he's a mess, looking awfully bedraggled and miserable, and standing amidst a pile of what appear to be sopping jackets and coats just getting the floor wet.

Waver sighs.

"Are you serious? Don't leave those on the floor. You're getting everything dirty."
tryhard: (let me explain u a Thing)

[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"...I guess."

The real answer is 'no' but Waver has surmised that Berserker is clearly incapable of doing a simple task like cleaning up after himself. He can't stand the mess though, so Waver stalks over to the boots first, brushing past Berserker as he bends to grab them, mouth twisting in distaste.

"You need to stomp the excess snow off outside. Wipe your feet on the rug before you come in," he lectures as he moves to go do that himself now, meaning to shake off the boots before coming back in to mop.
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"By the time you warm up, the floor will be wet and the rug will be stained. Just take care if it before you get settled in and it won't be a problem next time," Waver points out flatly. He also doesn't think it's his responsibility, but frankly, he'd rather not deal with worse messes later.

"I'll do it this time. Don't expect me to do it again."
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-15 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wasn't doing anything," Waver argues back because for some reason now it's a matter of principle. He's started this. He's not going to just drop it. Besides, he doesn't even trust Berserker to do a good job cleaning at this point anyway.

"If you really want to help, go get the mop before the water seeps into the wood. Do you even know where it is?"

Honestly, Waver's not even that mad, just mildly grumpy. This is just how he sounds...

But first, actually--

"Wait. You're just gonna drip everywhere. Stay put. I'll bring you a towel."
tryhard: (y'all need jesus)

[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-15 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Satisfied with that frank, useful answer, Waver nods once and quickly ducks back through the front door to shake out Berserker's boots on the stoop. There's some thumping and vague grumbling, and then he's back, setting the slightly less muddy boots on the doormat to dry and glancing back up at Berserker just once, as if to make sure he's stayed put.

So far so good...

Waver's small, but he moves fast, with confident and efficient strides. Especially when he needs to get shit done.

Just a few moments later, Berserker will find a large, fluffy towel being pressed into his hands.

"Shirt off," Waver orders, stretching out his hand expectantly to receive it.

"How did you even manage to get this wet?"
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well-- last time, it was dry," Waver mutters, though he might be blushing slightly despite himself. Still, he grabs the wet shirt out of Berserker's grip, meaning to just turn around and go hang it up in the bathroom to dry when his eyes catch on the bruising. He'd noticed the injured ear, too.

Even though he wouldn't consider himself close to Berserker in the slightest, the fact that he's Diarmuid's Bonded as well and has recently begun to sort-of live in their home when he's around has placed him just within that category in Waver's mind that might cover part of his 'pack,' as it were. The instinct is new, and Waver isn't consciously aware of it, but what he does know is that Berserker is important to Diarmuid. Who is his ally... his friend. And so, by extension, that protective, possessive instinct extends to Berserker now too. Waver frowns, the displeasure at seeing him injured more acute than he might have expected but no less real for its surprise.

"That sounds like an idiotic spell," he agrees, absently, even as he lifts himself up on tiptoe to get a better look.

"Did you get in a fight?"
tryhard: (I'm being so sincere right now)

[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not concerned," Waver shoots back immediately, even though he'd clearly just been eyeing the bruises. He backs up a step, still scowling, his free hand in a fist on his hip.

"I might have something to help. Go shower first."

Definitely not concerned though.
tryhard: (whooosh)

[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
What is it with Heroic Spirits and not understanding pants?

Berserker might hear Waver's soft, startled intake of breath, and then his groan. There he goes. Ass-naked.

"J-just leave your pants by the door!" Waver calls after him, (mostly) averting his gaze. At least he can try to dry them along with the shirt, hopefully in time for Berserker to wear them again. Waver's not sure if he's got any other clothes here.

...this would be much easier if he had magic. He's just going to have to do it the old-fashioned way, hanging the wet clothes up near the fireplace and hoping belatedly Berserker doesn't forget to at least wear a towel back out.
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Waver is also hanging out near the fireplace now, curled up in his armchair with a book. On the small side table beside it, he's set out a couple of small jars and vials, alongside his cup of steaming tea.

He looks up when he hears footsteps, having completely gotten distracted and forgotten the possibility that Berserker might forget to wear anything out of the bathroom. Unfortunately, it's almost worse that he brought the towel and didn't even cover up with it. Waver nearly dunks his whole hand in his teacup mid-reach to grab it, eyes widening as he's greeted with the full... everything... of Berserker's freshly-showered body.

"Berserker!!" Waver jumps up, book abandoned. He's absolutely no good at hiding how flustered he is, and the firelight unfortunately only makes him look even more tomato-colored.

"W-what are you doing?! Don't just-- Aah!"
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Another eyeful, indeed. Waver's definitely seen a lot more than he'd bargained for with the full frontal view this time. At least while he'd been walking away, it was just his back and butt...

Now, Waver has to contend with the sudden, unwarranted revelation that whatever changes Berserker's body is going through to become more like the native Monsters in this world, they've spread down to the most... intimate... parts of him. Waver's just going to assume he didn't originally arrive here with that between his legs.

Also, he was definitely staring until Berserker covered up, whoops. Waver forces his attention away just as the towel finally wraps around the other man's hips, where it should have been the whole time to preserve whatever's left of Waver's innocence. Too late now.

"Y-yeah, er..."

Wait, what is he doing now? Why is he getting closer?!

Waver steps back, forgetting the chair is still right behind him, and knocks the backs of his knees on the front of it, sitting down hard with a startled grunt. Now that he's got a tail to deal with, that's not nearly so comfortable when it gets bent or sat on. He winces, reaching back to adjust the annoying appendage, and looking up again to find Berserker's face now way too close. Kneeling on the floor, he's just about the same height as Waver in his chair. A very confused, red-faced Waver still vaguely concerned about his junk...

"I-- Ah... Right." Waver reaches over to snatch up one of the small glass jars. Working at the apothecary has its perks.

"I have some healing and pain relieving poultices... here..."
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Waver doesn't even bother to fight the urge to roll his eyes. Berserker probably doesn't realize how pointlessly edgy he sounds right now, but it's just stupid.

"I work at the apothecary. I can make more. It's not like there's some limited supply that needs saving or rationing out to someone who 'really' needs it. Don't be an idiot."

At least with Berserker kneeling, he's easier to reach. Waver unscrews the lid on the jar, balancing it on one knee, and scoops out some of the substance inside onto his fingertips.

"Hold still."
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[personal profile] tryhard 2019-07-16 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't tell me to shut up. You shut up," Waver snaps back. It's like an automatic reaction though, all bark and no bite.

Despite his belligerent tone, his fingers are gentle, and he's careful with his claws. The poultice feels cool and tingling on Berserker's skin and scales as Waver carefully rubs it into his bruises, smelling of fresh mint and sharply scented herbs. His hands, though, are warm-- a bit warmer than a human's at this point. And when he bends forward to take a better look at Berserker's ear, Waver braces himself with the flat of his palm on one broad shoulder, leaning in close.

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