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Who: Konoe and ~~friends~~ acquaintances (and enemies, and whatever)
When: May
Where: ~around~
What: All the things! So far: herb quest with Dylas; Mrs. Mitten quest with... you?
Warnings: The general stupidity of a catboy chasing a cat? 🙀 Will edit as things come up.
Feel free to use the format/tense you're most comfortable with! I will happily adapt.
If you want to wildcard me for whatever, go right ahead. You're likely to find Konoe around the city, following the magic classes the coven's giving, maybe attempting some very minor magic in a secluded spot, sitting on a rooftop looking out over the city and trying not to feel lonely, or... very much lost because he has no sense of direction.

[closed] HERBOLOGY HELP

It's not for the reward that Konoe does this; in fact, he's not sure what the reward even is. But he's been wanting to take a look at the forest, even if it's supposed to be dangerous, and this gives him the perfect excuse to finally do it. And, since he's not alone... he doesn't have to worry about getting lost either. (Shut up.)

It's strange how much the forest feels comfortable and familiar, yet something about it is still very much off. The smell of the trees and plants is not so different than that of the world he grew up in, but there's definitely something odd on top of that, very faint and sickly sweet, yet anything but sweet at the same time. That's new. The Void never smelled like anything... but then, that only made it more dangerous.

This still feels more like home than a city ever could. Konoe appreciates the comforts of a city, but it's hard to beat scents for nostalgia.

"Follow the river in the forest, it said..." And that's what they're doing. "Do you think it's much further?" He doesn't mind either way. He's just trying to make conversation, in his own way - and perhaps trying to calm down somewhat, with that eerie sickly sweet scent lightly prickling at his nose.

[open] MRS. MITTENS

In a city full of magic and monsters, there's a wide variety of things one should expect to see, and very little that should surprise you. Even so, the sight in front of you may raise a few eyebrows.

"Hey - wait!" There's a young man with a tail and cat ears, his hood long since fallen off his head and flapping behind him like the rest of his mantle. He's running at a pretty impressive speed, jumping obstacles... and perhaps knocking over a thing or two (hopefully not a person or two) in the process, oops.

That's not really the noteworthy thing here, though. The strangest thing to note is that he's chasing... a cat. The catboy is chasing a cat.

"I'll give you milk, so come here already!" He remembers that these Cats are supposed to like milk. He has still not accepted that they apparently - supposedly - can't talk, though... and even if he did, he expects them to at least understand what he's saying.

Clearly this particular Cat is just very rude.

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"Yeah. Too many people." And Monsters. But he's with Konoe, so he doesn't say that part. "There are more people in this city than I've ever seen before. Hey, did you ever go down to the harbor? It's even worse there."

Dylas' trips there have always ended in disappointment. In addition to the people, there's the smell of industry there. Even with his human senses, the smell is so alien and overpowering to him that he can't stand to be there for long.

He continues to walk. He's getting closer and closer to the river with each step, and he's looking where he's going less and less. But he's continuing. "I wonder how valuable they are. Maybe we should take some spare herbs back for ourselves. It can't hurt, right?"

Monsters are people, too!! Konoe really wishes there was a better way to describe the creatures than 'monsters'. It's such a negative thing in his world...

"The note did say we could keep some for ourselves..." The note didn't say whether they'd be paid for their trouble at all, so getting to keep their entire findings should be no more than reasonable... but Konoe is pretty focused on the job circumstances as they were given, without second-guessing them. "How much would something like that even sell for?"

Without knowing what the herbs even do, it's ridiculous to think about how much they might be worth, but there he goes all the same. He never claimed to be great at random conversation.

"Herbs usually aren't worth much. It depends on how rare they are, but if someone really needs them and can't waste time, they'll pay more for the convenience."

He sounds like he knows what he's talking about for once, and he does. Herbs cost less than vegetables and fish, but fruit sells for a lot. Meat? He's not too sure about meat.

"If we can preserve them, that'll make it even easier for us. We could just keep them until someone needs them." Eventually, his footsteps cease behind Konoe as he squats down next to the river to peer into it. He keeps talking. "I wonder what the 'flaming' part is supposed to mean. They can't actually be on fire."

For what it's worth: Konoe agrees with that price division. Give him fruit any day.

"In a place like this? I wouldn't be surprised if they did flame." ... Goddess, he hopes that's not the case. The excuse for a trip into the forest is welcome, but no fire please.

Realizing that Dylas isn't following anymore, Konoe stops his relatively determined journey onward, looking over his shoulder. Admittedly, they're in no hurry, so it's fine to stop, but he can't help but be a little curious about that staring into the water.

"... What are you doing?"

"There's enough smoke in the city. We don't need any more out here."

Is he still grumpy and annoyed whenever he thinks about the harbor? Yes. And that's not going to change anytime soon.

"I'm not really doing anything. I'm just looking." On a nice day, it might even be nice to come back and take a little dip in the water. While no one is looking, of course. He stares for a few more seconds and then stands up, rubbing his neck. "I was thinking about coming back later to catch some fish. You like fish, right?"

Because Konoe is a cat.

Oh, so that's why Dylas stopped... Konoe didn't know that Dylas did fishing. It's kind of impressive: definitely not a skill that Konoe ever mastered. But then, there were no rivers or lakes to speak of near Karou, and none at all in his territory.

"Sure. I don't mind fish." Not that he understands why that should be such an obvious thing: he's honestly more used to fruit. Even meat is more common in his diet than fish... but he has no problems with fish.

"You 'don't mind' fish?" What a disappointing answer. Either you're committed to the catching and consumption of fish, or you're not. The look he shoots Konoe is somewhat quizzical, his head tilting just so and his ears flicking.

Whatever. He straightens back up and casts one look at the water before walking back over to join Konoe. "We still don't know how much we're getting paid, right? I figure if I check out the river, I can at least come back later and find something better."

"It's okay?" Yeah, he doesn't mind fish. That's what he says, and that's what he means. He doesn't get your obsession, Dylas, jeez.

"It's pretty nice around here." Which is his way of agreeing they should come back, fish or no fish. Sure, it's supposedly dangerous here - but Konoe is used to that. Besides, it doesn't seem to be so bad, while they're only this far out. "Maybe we'll find some fruit along the way, too."

"So, that's how you really feel, huh." Did it just colder all of a sudden? Dylas' ears, tail are stiff now as he stands only feet from Konoe. What kind of cat doesn't love fish? Maybe Konoe was beat up in some ruins somewhere and woke up not remembering how much he loves fish?

"Oh. Looking for fruit sounds like a good idea, too. I'd love to find some blackberries or lemons." Of course, this horse would only eat the most sour fruits you can find in the wild.

"What's wrong with liking fish?" Seriously - isn't Dylas the one who wanted to go fishing? And suddenly Konoe not hating fish is a problem?? That makes no sense.

Also: he only got beaten up in ruins emotionally! Don't just assume he's all naggy like you!!

When life gives you lemons: feed a horse. Noted.

"I wonder if they have kuim, here... I couldn't find any in the city." So that's probably a no. But he can hope!

"There's no problem with liking fish." The problem is that Konoe doesn't like fish enough. That's what he's gathering. "I'll have to catch some for you or something." Or toil over a fish recipe for hours, forcing Konoe to reconsider his stance on the all worlds' finest food.

"I don't know Kuim." He starts walking again. This time, he takes the lead, the coldness in the air dissipating as he vows to make Konoe love fish. "What do they look like? Are they sour?"

"Oh. Sure." Now Konoe is just confused, but if Dylas does catch something, Konoe is eager to try it! Please feed the cat. He may not be the biggest eater, but he'll appreciate the hell out of all your fancy cooking.

And he'll still like fruit even better, but, yanno.

"Kuim are about this big, red... More than just sweet or sour, they're both."

Clearly this makes them superior to fruit that is only sweet or sour.

"You, uh. Sound like a pretty big kuim fan there."

He's judging a little, conveniently forgetting any obsessions he has with fish, milk, or carrots. Clearly, Dylas is the exception and Konoe is the one who sounds very impressed with whatever kuim are.

He starts to look up at the trees as he walks, stomach starting thanks to all their talk about food.

"How much farther do you think it is? Maybe I should've packed myself a lunch."

"Not really." Yes, totally. He is such a fan. He even had a few kuim with him when he arrived, but he couldn't risk them going bad, so he ate them already. Maybe he should have tried to dry one, or something... but what if someone had eaten it in the meantime?!

"It didn't really say how far..." Probably not much further. Maybe he should be in more of a hurry, but he really likes being in the forest. It's relaxing. "... Do you want an apple?"

He came prepared! Sorta kinda. After all, even if this is a forest, and food should be available, it's also an infected forest.

"But they can be both sweet and sour, you know." He can't help but bring those words back to tease Konoe a little. It's endearing when someone else has a favorite food, but may the gods help whoever points out his favorite vegetable.

He stops walking, tail swishing once along the grass before turning back to look at Konoe. "You brought food? You're pretty well-prepared." He's a little surprised, though it's not like he thought Konoe was a space case. "Yeah, I wouldn't mind an apple if you've got a spare."

"Why are you asking me if I know?" Teasing or not, Konoe is... still a little annoyed at being called out like this, even if his frustration is very superficial, so he takes the tease borderline seriously in his over-defensiveness. "I'm the one who's eaten them before."

Konoe may not be the most prepared person ever, but he's at least used to trekking through the forest... and he's also used to getting lost, which means it's best to be prepared? Ahem. He only has the two apples, but he could last a day on that if he needed to - and if he can share, instead, so much the better.

It's kind of stupid how happy such a little compliment from Dylas makes him, really. But then, he knows that Dylas wouldn't just say these things. If he says them, he means them ~~probably~~.

"Sure. Do you want to sit, or eat as we go?"

"The way you describe them just makes them sound so incredible. I can't help but ask you again." It could be worse. He could tease Konoe like he teases some of his other 'acquaintances. Surely, the cat prefers this over vague threats and the constant stream of unpleasantness Dylas is capable of releasing.

Unaware that Konoe would even care about a compliment that's nothing more than a comment without any thought behind it to Dylas, he steps closer, waiting for this apple to appear.

"If you're tired already, we can sit." It's not really an answer. Dylas is fine as he is, but his way of attempting to be kind to Konoe is to ask him if he's been skipping leg day. "You can decide."

The cat doesn't really mind either, to be honest - and he'll respond in much the same way, regardless. This is the privilege of a cat.

"Not really. I'm not tired." He's not! He just. Thought it would be nice to sit together, maybe?? But he feels pretty cured of that, so thanks. "... I guess the sooner we find the herbs, the better."

When is a nag also a drag? Right now, apparently.

Konoe doesn't mind continuing, anyway: he grabs an apple from his bag, and holds it out to Dylas.

If Konoe wanted nice things like sitting around and having a picnic, he ought to have brought carrots instead of apples.

"I'm not really in a hurry. It's my day off, so if it takes all day it's not going to upset me." He reaches out and takes the apple before shining it on his shirt. Once that's done, he takes a bite, chewing before continuing. "We should find them before it gets dark, but it's not so bad being out here in the forest with someone who gets it."

Despite the bickering and the nagging, he still thinks Konoe is somehow more sensible than other people he's spoken to.

It's like he doesn't carrot all.

Meanwhile: thinking Konoe is sensible may not be Dylas' first mistake, but let's hope it's his gravest one. Even if Dylas now seems open to a would-be forest picnic, Konoe won't go back on what he said anymore: he's not tired, so he's not going to sit.

"As long as we don't know how much further it is, let's just keep going. We can always rest on the way back."

"Alright. That sounds nice."

What is he talking about? That sounds nice? It's not like he wants to stop and lay around in the sunshine. That's probably what Konoe wants to do. Cats be like that sometimes.

He steps in front, this time gesturing for Konoe to follow him. The tip of his tail, long and well-groomed, flicks the ground on occasion as he walks. Eventually, as the forest starts to get deeper, Dylas comes to a stop.

"Do those look red enough to you?"

He gestures to herbs near a tree a good twenty feet away. Against everything else, they stand out.

Cats be like that - the only explanation for all things cat-like.

Konoe isn't much of a follower, but he doesn't mind so much with Dylas, especially with that view. Dylas' tail may not be like a cat's, but it's still pretty nice. Konoe would happily sacrifice a limb or two, if he could have a tail like that. (Okay, maybe not really - but boy, would he ever be tempted!)

Stopping a little abruptly when Dylas does, Konoe leans to one side to peek around him. "Yeah, that looks about right." That was quicker than he thought! Something feels a little off, but he couldn't say what. "Let's smell them to make sure."

Passing Dylas by, he walks to the herbs immediately, but even from a small distance, there's little doubt. They smell delicious.

Dylas' tail has got it going on. It's carefully groomed every morning, suggesting that he actually cares about his appearance. He's unaware that Konoe is so fixated on it, and it sways idly as he walks. Left, right, left right...

He doesn't move when Konoe passes him. He watches from where he's standing, firmly rooted, waiting for the cat to confirm that they're what they're here for. Even from where the horse stands, they smell pretty good. If you're into that kind of thing. He's not.

"Looks like this is one problem solved. Did the listing say how many we need to bring back to get paid?"

Swaying and swaying... If it wasn't a tail, Konoe would be so tempted to -... No - he definitely can't! It's a tail, dammit, not a tail plant! Even if it's not quite like a cat's tail...

(So someone needs to introduce Dylas to spicy fish, is what you're saying?)

"No. It said we could keep a few, so I guess not that many?"

He's not that concerned, really. He took on this job, but he'll finish it the way he thinks is right. He just has to collect some of the herbs, and -...

Suddenly there are several sets of white eyes in the shadows among the foliage. Konoe freezes, extending his claws.

"There's no reason to be stingy. With an environment like this, they'll grow back pretty quickly, I'd think."

That's his stance on the subject, and it's all he has to say because he has no idea Konoe is so fascinated with his ass. Dylas has certainly noticed the crook in the cat's tail, but it's not even exciting enough to mention.

Oh—at least today won't be boring. He notices the eyes around the same that Konoe does, and he reaches for the silver-spiked knuckles hanging on his belt. Wearing them is just as good as claws. Probably better. Because they're metal.

"Show yourselves, you bastards!"

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