I bet you could! You caught me, and I was being super sneaky. Most of the buttheads I've seen doing that aren't even really trying to hide it, they just run off after.

[He enthuses, finally finding a safe spot to set down his vandalism equipment before hopping over to seat himself on the bed next to Asahi. Bird vengeance from above sounds much funnier when it's someone who's deserving (and not him) on the receiving end of it.]

That'd teach them a lesson, for sure!

[Which feels important to him on a bone-deep level, lately. He''s been trying not to question that, because they definitely are jerks!]