Sleeping around with random strangers doesn't qualify as romance.

[He grumbles under his breath. Try as he might to seem as grumpy as he pretends to be, Augustine isn't really upset. There's ample enough space between him and his annoying bed mate. More than enough, actually. Still this is rather indecent, isn't it?]

Oh shut it! [Augustine snaps as he reaches for a pillow to toss at her.] I'm not about to tell you my real name, understood?

[He settles back down into the mattress again with a sigh.]

Besides, I was known by that name for quite awhile.