You wouldn't ask to have sex with Clippy, it wouldn't offer, and anyone who tries has got issues even bigger than mine.
...When I knew the SQUIP, I mean.
[He settles back with a frown, playing with his empty glass, as he snorts.]
I bet the SQUIP's pillow talk would be, like, "In two point three seconds, move your dick thirty degrees left. Jeremy, your fantasies are inappropriate for the situation. I'm applying electrical stimulation until your thoughts are about supermodels."
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You wouldn't ask to have sex with Clippy, it wouldn't offer, and anyone who tries has got issues even bigger than mine.
...When I knew the SQUIP, I mean.
[He settles back with a frown, playing with his empty glass, as he snorts.]
I bet the SQUIP's pillow talk would be, like, "In two point three seconds, move your dick thirty degrees left. Jeremy, your fantasies are inappropriate for the situation. I'm applying electrical stimulation until your thoughts are about supermodels."