[L doesn't fit in here. He seems a little too... refined, perhaps, though his sloppy presentation makes that seem as though it's not quite the proper word. The way he holds his glass is finicky and delicate; if those spindly fingers tried to throw a punch he might break his hand.

He's a witch though, fortunately, and fists aren't all he's relying on.]

No, no you definitely don't know me, but if you'd like to, I'm way more fun when I'm not completely sober.

[He sounds as though he's had a few already, and... maybe a little like he's reciting from a script.]

...would you be willing to answer a few questions about first impressions? Do I seem fun, or like the right amount of self-deprecating?