"Such wouldn't surprise me, given your multitude of admirable and expertly-honed talents, and your years of experience herding them. Surely our overly-qualified Emperor could find one suiting her exacting standards with ease."

It's not a difficult comparison to make, considering his nocturnal tendencies, ruthless and aloof nature, and perpetual alertness. Especially when he's doing the verbal equivalent of making eye contact and pointedly knocking something off the table.