[Ow! It's more annoying then painful, but she makes a noise of protest, trying to slap the other hand. How dare! Okay this isn't fun...she clearly has to do this to someone sometime...him, most likely.]

Because I am useless. I know I am not a Servant, or a mage, or a witch...I'm just a monster woman who has no purpose.

And if you keep twisting my ear, I will bite you.