[He can't see a dang thing, but he does lift his face up from the ground indignantly, for what it's worth.]

I couldn't tell it was you!! And you didn't have to trip me!

[Guh!! He is... not blameless in this, but not totally at fault, he's certain of it! Take responsibility.]

Ugh, fine. If you promise not to skin me, I'll help you pick these things up. Is that enough?