His gets him in trouble. If you say something, you'll probably fluster him.

[ A fact that makes Berserker smile just for a moment. He's quite fond of his Bonded and his embarrassed reactions about certain things. It's cute -- it's part of the reason he leaves marks just visible enough to be seen above his shirt collars. It's the little things sometimes. ]

He doesn't smoke...but he'll probably feel obligated to smoke it. If he does, tell me how long it takes him to stop coughing.

[ Berserker's mean, very mean, but he acts like this because he cares. ]