And it certainly was for me, many times. [Not to mention his whole 'betraying the Mafia to switch to the Agency without telling a soul' thing, which was beyond messy all on its own.

With a light chuckle,]

No, I'm a vampire. Hence why alcohol doesn't bring the same joy to me as it used to. [His expression remains fairly upbeat, however, as he continues:] Becoming an undead is the ultimate form of irony. I couldn't imagine any form more appropriate.