[ it's sad, really. these kids have no way of knowing they are messing with A Professional. too bad their ignorance will be their demise.
...well, not really. he's not gonna kill anyone. it's not these guys' fault they're stupid, after all. that said, something something pain is the best teacher.
he sweeps the first guy with one foot at the latest possible moment—homeboy never saw it coming—and gives him a swift kick in the gut once he goes down, just to make sure he got the message. the next two come at him together, obviously thinking they can overpower him (spoilers: they can't). he grabs the guy on the right by the collar and slams him right into the other one headfirst—there's a completely disgusting crack as their heads collide, and then it's down they go as well.
it's over as quickly as it began. the remaining two, perhaps a little less brave (or a little more intelligent) than the others, take one look at each other and then turn around and bolt.
now, the sound of three dudes groaning in pain fills the air. it's actually super fucking annoying. he kicks the nearest one in the ass in irritation. ]
it's 2019 and i still can't write fight scenes
...well, not really. he's not gonna kill anyone. it's not these guys' fault they're stupid, after all. that said, something something pain is the best teacher.
he sweeps the first guy with one foot at the latest possible moment—homeboy never saw it coming—and gives him a swift kick in the gut once he goes down, just to make sure he got the message. the next two come at him together, obviously thinking they can overpower him (spoilers: they can't). he grabs the guy on the right by the collar and slams him right into the other one headfirst—there's a completely disgusting crack as their heads collide, and then it's down they go as well.
it's over as quickly as it began. the remaining two, perhaps a little less brave (or a little more intelligent) than the others, take one look at each other and then turn around and bolt.
now, the sound of three dudes groaning in pain fills the air. it's actually super fucking annoying. he kicks the nearest one in the ass in irritation. ]
Shut up.
[ babysitting is such a chore. ]