[L parries, initially, with nothing more than a flat stare.]

I wasn't going to hurt you; even if I was that type, my Bonded Faun wouldn't let me hear the end of it.

[Some days, L's Bond with Myr is basically the only thing that assures him of any underlying decency in him.]

I just treat what reasons differently, than what doesn't.

[Then, dryly]

I don't imagine you prioritize the dignity of mice and birds. Aren't cats rather known for toying with them?