[Ah, that stare. He's used to it, and does little more than stare back (and really, even under normal circumstances, what else would you expect a cat to do?). He waits fairly patiently for her to parse the situation, and meets the question with what is undeniably a snort.]
Certainly not.
[He might even sound a little offended by the implication.]
no subject
Certainly not.
[He might even sound a little offended by the implication.]
I'm no more 'local' than you are.