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Myrobalan Shivana ([personal profile] faithlikeaseed) wrote in [community profile] middaeg2020-10-31 01:33 pm

Out of the mid-wood's twilight into the meadow's dawn | OTA

Who: fauns fauns FAUNS (and their enablers) (and anyone else)
When: Octeuril 31st
Where: The Haven
What: Somebody set up a trap specifically designed for Fauns. Or tried, anyway.
Warnings: F for Faunery; warnings per thread as needed!


It's a lovely day in Aefenglom and you are a horrible beautiful Faun.

Somewhere between the evening of the 30th and the midnight advent of the 31st, a disused corner of the Haven has turned into a patch of cultivated wilderness. Somewhere a little after midnight on the 31st, and the beginning of the full moons, several Fauns (and one or two others, Monsters and Witches alike) received an enthusiastic if slightly garbled written invitation to come see what awaits.

Gourd vines of all descriptions drape an abandoned cottage, its floating terraces, and half of a nearby house. Flowers in a riot of colors decorate them, some glowing softly and others exuding a fragrant perfume. The fruits hanging pendant or nestled on the ground defy description and beg to be tasted: There are tiny pumpkins no larger than grapes, thin-skinned and sweet, while massive savory marrows lurk in the underbrush to trip the unwary. A rare fist-sized specimen glimmers with enchantment and grants a rush of energy when eaten--along with fleeting, unpredictable changes (horns, fur, hooves) that make one a little more faunish for an hour or two.

Cheap furniture, clotheslines, and hanging sheets have been used to roughly shape the vines into an impromptu maze. The design's irregular, wandering, like whoever planned the corridors couldn't see what he was doing. It wanders in and out of the cottage, pouching into dead-ends and cozy little clearings that might fit two comfortably and three if they're familiar. Some of them have benches in them; others, piles of pillows; and still others are carpeted in thick and flowering moss. Heavy quilts in a riot of colors and patterns can be found neatly folded in the buildings, waiting for chilled revelers to find them. There are also covered braziers for the truly cold, though they seem powered by magic and not by flame.

Food and drink are lavishly if haphazardly provided, spread out through the bowers like a treasure hunt. Casks of mead with cups attendant, bowls of honey candy and glazed nuts, fruit both fresh and dried, and a variety of different sorts of cheese provide an ample repast (so long as one's not hungry for blood or meat). Entertainment's on the guests to provide, with simple musical instruments (mostly pipes, an occasional lap-harp) gracing many of the grottos; others have toys and games, of varieties both innocent...and not...strewn about them.

There are also oddities here and there in the maze, like the bower where someone took painstaking care to tie a half-hundred feathers to the low vine ceiling. Another nook teams with stingless bees of all varieties during the day. What else might await someone who's looking?
petcromancer: (eye glint)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2020-11-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector's eyelids droop and his tail wags as Viren finally gets down to petting him properly. One blue eye with a rectangle pupil opens as his name is spoken.]

Bah.

[A quick affirmative, so they can move past this and back to petting. Everett and Myr think highly of this dragon, and Hector's drunken sheep brain is determined to put him to the test. Of petting, which probably isn't the rubric by which the other fauns rate him, but he's not pretending at logic at the moment.]
bloodwit: (even if you hate it)

[personal profile] bloodwit 2020-11-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. ... viren suddenly is not sure of whether this is Very Weird or not. while he's had enough mead that he doesn't immediately jerk his hand away, the pause will continue, just leaving his hand atop hector's head. he allows a quick glance around him -- not precisely looking for anyone, but looking to see if petting fauns in their animal form is a common activity (here, anyway). ]

[ from what he sees, this is very much happening elsewhere. still. ]

Can you not turn back?
Edited 2020-11-02 03:13 (UTC)
petcromancer: (off-balance)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2020-11-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector tries to shrug, but his sheep limbs don't work the way he's used to. He can walk with them instinctively, but when it comes to trying to recreate human expressions and gestures, he fumbles.]

Baaaah.

[He shakes his head. It's too complicated trying to figure out how to change back. He'd much rather just curl up somewhere and get petted, that's so much easier. He gives Viren another imploring bleat. He's a sheep now, and he needs someone with hands to rub his wool.]
bloodwit: (this event will be history)

[personal profile] bloodwit 2020-11-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ viren thinks, that it is at least a little weird, to just be stooping here petting hector in the middle of the place. it would be another thing if this were a bonded. besides, the honeyed candies in his other hand are starting to unpleasantly melt into stickiness. he wants to sit down, and he wants another drink. there are a great many problems to address here. ]

[ he takes his hand back into his possession to pull a handkerchief from a pocket, scraping stickied candies and nuts into it, wiping his palm clean. ]

[ with a deep, long, long-suffering sigh, ]

Well, I can't stand here all night and pet you.
petcromancer: (headache)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2020-11-02 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector mirrors Viren's sigh. You just can't find good help these days. Hector misses the days when he could summon up a demon. His demonic 'friends' would probably be great at petting.

Well, there's a simple solution to at least the problem that Viren had voiced. Hector bites the hem of his coat and drags him towards the nearest seating area. Of course Viren isn't going to stand there all night and pet him....

...He can sit all night and pet, that's much more reasonable.]
bloodwit: (wrote a song about that)

[personal profile] bloodwit 2020-11-02 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ggh- viren digs his heels in once the dragging commences. his poor coat. unfortunately, the sheep cannot read his mind in that he also wanted a drink (probably going to be water now, because wow). ]

Stop.

[ since this is how the night's going to be, and should there be few protests, viren is going to try to scoop hector up and and tuck him under an arm. ]
petcromancer: (Default)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2020-11-02 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hector doesn't resist the scooping, though he does give an indignant bleat. 'Sheep-napping!' The party of drunken faun and faun-adjacent Mirrobound turn a deaf ear to his whining, though.

He wiggles his stick-legs as he's held, but there's no actual escape attempt. He's just being contrary, because he suspects that Viren will be less likely to drop him if he thinks scooping Hector is a punishment. Being carried is almost like being petted to Hector, though, and he's actually fine with it. ]
bloodwit: (must not be as crazy)

[personal profile] bloodwit 2020-11-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that might be accurate. viren retaliates to the slight wiggling by squeezing hector just a bit to his side. there will be no escaping this. their fates are now intertwined.

viren manages to collect a cup of water and another, fresher batch of the candies within a little bowl. he has to pinch together with just one hand, but he manages. he soon finds an acceptable seating area: something for him to lean back in, complete with a few blankets. he plops hector down onto a blanket near his chair.
]

There.
petcromancer: (collapsed)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2020-11-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Ha ha, victory! Although near the chair isn't right. Hector snags the blanket between his teeth and drags it to Viren's feet. It seems that in some point in every faun's life, they must make it a mission to annoy Viren. Hector lays down and scooches himself into Viren's legs.

He'll make a good footwarmer, at least?]
bloodwit: (to get anxious)

[personal profile] bloodwit 2020-11-04 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ because it's dark out, viren doesn't have to be extensively concerned over anyone spying him with a sheep hector nestled at his feet. perhaps the next step in this dynamic is for him to get a nice cag--

no, probably not. hector does receive some ear scratches. congratulations on your victory, faun.
]