[It was an absolute shit-show, but time and alcohol have dulled Hector to how close he'd come to dying that night. But that's not something to worry about at a party.
Especially not when Myr's bonded is in need of a faun mentor. Hector's probably not the best for this, considering how much of a hermit he'd been before coming here, but maybe baby steps are best for Linden.]
Oh, you'll need something to drink, that's a given. If you like games, there's usually gambling and games of chance, but be warned, most of them cheat.
[It had taken Hector entirely too long to figure that one out. He'd thought he had just the shittiest luck.]
If anyone asks you to lock horns, say no. It's rutting season and they just want to ram things with their horns.
[Linden probably could've figured that one out on his own, but Hector's on an advice-giving roll now.]
Most people come for drinking, dancing, and fucking. Usually all three. You don't strike me as much of a dancer, so you should probably move on to the other two.
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[It was an absolute shit-show, but time and alcohol have dulled Hector to how close he'd come to dying that night. But that's not something to worry about at a party.
Especially not when Myr's bonded is in need of a faun mentor. Hector's probably not the best for this, considering how much of a hermit he'd been before coming here, but maybe baby steps are best for Linden.]
Oh, you'll need something to drink, that's a given. If you like games, there's usually gambling and games of chance, but be warned, most of them cheat.
[It had taken Hector entirely too long to figure that one out. He'd thought he had just the shittiest luck.]
If anyone asks you to lock horns, say no. It's rutting season and they just want to ram things with their horns.
[Linden probably could've figured that one out on his own, but Hector's on an advice-giving roll now.]
Most people come for drinking, dancing, and fucking. Usually all three. You don't strike me as much of a dancer, so you should probably move on to the other two.