[It's a slow evening at Purramid, enough that somehow the newbie Yoosung got left on shift basically by himself... perhaps the populace merely had their fill of cats with several of them literally teleporting into their laps all last month. As a result, he's doing his barista-ing as well as letting the lone guest, Ren, into the play area. It's been a few weeks now, he's got his schtick down. Although he's still not quite used to the two large fangs he grew, they make it pretty clear he's a monster. They also make him lisp every once in a while.]

Welcome to the Purramid! Here in Ancient Egypt, cats are just like gods! So you have to be sure to thtay in their favor. Don't pick them up or chathe... and uh... no...

[One of the cats is approaching them, and he's suddenly watching it like a hawk.]

... Light magic or other things that could dithturb the... Whoaaaa!

[The little kitten jumped at him playfully, which is very cute, but its claws are out in an attempt to climb on him and wow, suddenly he is hiding behind a big sarcophagus-shaped scratching post, how did that happen.]

Well-you-get-the-idea!