[ Satan preserve him, that's the last of his patience. ]

Well how am I meant to know, then? I can tell you this is the least romantic relationship I've experienced, some days, even when we don't turn the kitchen into a disaster!

[ Cooking is harder than it looks, it turns out, and sticking to simple things is probably better. ]

Look I'm not asking for little cards with poems in and heart shaped chocolates, but give me something angel.