[ Crowley scrunches his face at that, as if dismissing it. ]

You wouldn't hurt me -- and if you did I probably deserved it.

[ If he did, one of two things has happened:

One, Crowley has performed some action that has provoked Aziraphale into violence. So he deserves it.
Two, Crowley has been reckless around Aziraphale in... whatever possible lunacy situation the changes might put him in. Again, he'd deserve that. ]

You'll be fine, angel. We'll do this bond thing then you'll have it all under control, no problem.