dirtdevil: (people still on myspace)
captain levi from fortnite ([personal profile] dirtdevil) wrote in [community profile] middaeg 2020-08-28 02:13 am (UTC)

wow this took forever i'm sorry

[ mortals, am i right? with their "employment" and their "dying," who do they think they are??

anyway, sometimes you just gotta do random odd jobs to get by. it's not convenient, but he's not used to anything being convenient, anyway. most of them also carry a much lower chance of dying a horrifying death (mortals), though, so that's a plus. the only problem is that he's extremely good at what he usually does and not a lot else. there's never been a reason or even an excuse to branch out from that.

not until he ended up here, anyway. now, he's been charged with plucking fruit off the antlers of a live animal so he can deliver it to some place he has never been called Worse Dragon because it's like some kind of weird sex thing, he thinks, what the fuck. in any case, he certainly does have experience tracking... other things, but less so animals. animals have never been the problem. ]


Not exactly. Can't be much more complicated than looking for tracks and fur and shit, though, right?

[ and by "and shit," he means actual shit. he's not very excited about this. ]

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