Am I indeed! You see, Alphys... Mettaton's putting out a new fashion line!

[New locally, that is. They both recognize the sporty look Papyrus is sporting, emphasis that it's inspired by actual sports equipment. There's a brief pause as Papyrus processes that, then poses again.]

What's old is new again! And fabulous. And... I think there's some other buzzwords I'm supposed to say...