[ It must be nice to have magic to fuck with those guys. Steak was just the fool, the bait, the sucker they got to smack straight with a spell.
Sure, his job has always been to absorb hits and distract enemies, but normally those enemies don't come with a side of humiliation. ]
Me either. It's boring. [ He's always liked being outside too much. Always felt better under the sun, whether he's working at repairing somebody's roof or fighting something which needs eliminating. ] There's no room to swing a sword.
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Sure, his job has always been to absorb hits and distract enemies, but normally those enemies don't come with a side of humiliation. ]
Me either. It's boring. [ He's always liked being outside too much. Always felt better under the sun, whether he's working at repairing somebody's roof or fighting something which needs eliminating. ] There's no room to swing a sword.