[The dragon gets thrown into one of the looky-loos, who swats him away on reflex. He ricochets and goes splat against a Worse Dragon advertisement on one of the brick businesses outside. The poster is now More Worse and More Dragon than it was before, but only for a second before he slides to the ground, stunned.
Uh, whoops. The onlooker decides now is a good time to book it, and so do her friends. Don't go poking people in the boob like that, Soren. Only the Worst Dragon does that. ...Hang on, give him a moment. He's like a dumbass bird who just struck a window right now. He'll be good in a sec, and hopefully not TOO mad.]
it's my favorite thing. THESE IDIOTS
Uh, whoops. The onlooker decides now is a good time to book it, and so do her friends. Don't go poking people in the boob like that, Soren. Only the Worst Dragon does that. ...Hang on, give him a moment. He's like a dumbass bird who just struck a window right now. He'll be good in a sec, and hopefully not TOO mad.]