(itachi warned him people would be faster, born and bred to fight, but did he take his advice or practice anticipating them? no, no he did not. because jonas ward is a slacker.
and now he's pinned by the throat to the wall.)
Mm-hm, (teeth grit behind the grim line of the witch's lips, fingers naturally coming to take deidara's wrists in a tight hold as though it'll lessen the pressure on his windpipe,) y-yeah, sorry about theโย theโ coming at you with a weapon thing. I was just... bizarrely under the impression that you were someone who might try to hurt me, or that you were one of the other people who live here...
... whoโย who are coming back any second with the takeout food we ordered. (good one, jonas. he's less likely to murder you if he anticipates company. yeah, right.) Stay calm, maybe let go a littleโor a lotโand ask away.
TRIED not to picture this scene in my head and FAILED
and now he's pinned by the throat to the wall.)
Mm-hm, (teeth grit behind the grim line of the witch's lips, fingers naturally coming to take deidara's wrists in a tight hold as though it'll lessen the pressure on his windpipe,) y-yeah, sorry about theโย theโ coming at you with a weapon thing. I was just... bizarrely under the impression that you were someone who might try to hurt me, or that you were one of the other people who live here...
... whoโย who are coming back any second with the takeout food we ordered. (good one, jonas. he's less likely to murder you if he anticipates company. yeah, right.) Stay calm, maybe let go a littleโor a lotโand ask away.