Yeah, we have wyverns and dragons. Wyverns are small and domesticated, and are basically a more sturdy pegasus, you know? Dragons... aren't.
[Okay, he has to laugh at that, though, because. Yeah, no way The Immaculate One - or anything like her - could be.]
Do you not have them? No wonder you had to invent cars and such in your world.
[...But, yeah, sentient weapons aren't really that cool when they have a penchant for chipping away at your soul at best, and murder via spooky ichor tentacle at worst...] Mine won't try to kill me, because I have the crest of Gautier. It'll kill anyone who doesn't if they try and wield it, though... Some seem to have more... patience, I guess, for people without a crest, but it's not generally safe.
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[Okay, he has to laugh at that, though, because. Yeah, no way The Immaculate One - or anything like her - could be.]
Do you not have them? No wonder you had to invent cars and such in your world.
[...But, yeah, sentient weapons aren't really that cool when they have a penchant for chipping away at your soul at best, and murder via spooky ichor tentacle at worst...] Mine won't try to kill me, because I have the crest of Gautier. It'll kill anyone who doesn't if they try and wield it, though... Some seem to have more... patience, I guess, for people without a crest, but it's not generally safe.